You are my kind of dork. This is absolutely wonderful. 640x480 crew

Before both of these it was the Star Search Theater where Ed McMahon hosted a show of the same name.

No disrespect to your mother but, what the heck?!? You do need it. She's not the boss of you.
Lobster Jesus
Lobster Jesus
Lobster Jesus

I got one of those childproof ziploc bags at a dispensary in Oregon a few ago and opening it was quite the task