Danny Hool(igan)
@dhooley.bsky.social
He's in love with rock'n'roll whoa-oh
Taxpayers are shelling out for an FBI security detail to protect Kash Patel's country singer girlfriend.
Seriously?!
Why can't Keystone Kash keep an eye on her himself?!
...Oh.
Seriously?!
Why can't Keystone Kash keep an eye on her himself?!
...Oh.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Taxpayers are shelling out for an FBI security detail to protect Kash Patel's country singer girlfriend.
Seriously?!
Why can't Keystone Kash keep an eye on her himself?!
...Oh.
Seriously?!
Why can't Keystone Kash keep an eye on her himself?!
...Oh.
BREAKING: Police are looking for this woman in connection with the suspicious death of "60 Minutes"
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
BREAKING: Police are looking for this woman in connection with the suspicious death of "60 Minutes"
That reminds me: Please consider donating to your local food bank this week.
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That reminds me: Please consider donating to your local food bank this week.
Coming from a guy who knows what it's like to be FULLY treasonous
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Coming from a guy who knows what it's like to be FULLY treasonous
The Mad King Donald the Ankleswollen is losing whatever's left of the hell sewer that is his mind
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The Mad King Donald the Ankleswollen is losing whatever's left of the hell sewer that is his mind
Today, King Donald the Ankleswollen began demolishing the East Wing of the People's House to transform it into what he apparently believes is his personal palace
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Today, King Donald the Ankleswollen began demolishing the East Wing of the People's House to transform it into what he apparently believes is his personal palace
She'll cope with her loss the same way she would've celebrated a win
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
She'll cope with her loss the same way she would've celebrated a win
Mitch McConnell, going down in history
October 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Mitch McConnell, going down in history
Breaking: Criminal justice legend Kristi "Puppylove" Noem has announced the arrest of the "girlfriend of the founder of Antifa" (identified as "Tootsie"), pictured here.
Not pictured: Leftist crime boss Carlo "Woke" Antifa.
Not pictured: Leftist crime boss Carlo "Woke" Antifa.
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Breaking: Criminal justice legend Kristi "Puppylove" Noem has announced the arrest of the "girlfriend of the founder of Antifa" (identified as "Tootsie"), pictured here.
Not pictured: Leftist crime boss Carlo "Woke" Antifa.
Not pictured: Leftist crime boss Carlo "Woke" Antifa.
DEVELOPING: Country music fans are panning that one anti-ICE lyric in some new Zach Bryan song
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
DEVELOPING: Country music fans are panning that one anti-ICE lyric in some new Zach Bryan song
The Texas National Guard has arrived in Chicago.
My advice to protesters?
Make them run after you. That should be fun!
My advice to protesters?
Make them run after you. That should be fun!
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Texas National Guard has arrived in Chicago.
My advice to protesters?
Make them run after you. That should be fun!
My advice to protesters?
Make them run after you. That should be fun!
Still waiting for "Keystone" Kash Patel to tweet that the Michigan church shooter was a Trump supporter
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Still waiting for "Keystone" Kash Patel to tweet that the Michigan church shooter was a Trump supporter
You say you can barely afford groceries? Well, stop whining, you selfish unpatriotic beeyotches, because
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You say you can barely afford groceries? Well, stop whining, you selfish unpatriotic beeyotches, because
JD ain't gonna like this
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
JD ain't gonna like this
Not, I repeat, NOT The Onion
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not, I repeat, NOT The Onion
Melania couldn't get away fast enough, lol
September 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Melania couldn't get away fast enough, lol