Scott Malkinson
@diabeticscott.bsky.social
My name is Scott Malkinson, and I have diabetes.
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Name: Scott Malkinson
Age: 10
Sexuality: Straight
Girlfriend: Sophie Gray (my boo ❤️)
Best friends: Butters Stotch, Andy Hensley, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Herbert Pocket
Enemy: Eric Cartman
Hobbies/interests: Hanging out with my girlfriend and my friends, watching TV
Age: 10
Sexuality: Straight
Girlfriend: Sophie Gray (my boo ❤️)
Best friends: Butters Stotch, Andy Hensley, Clyde Donovan, Jimmy Valmer, Herbert Pocket
Enemy: Eric Cartman
Hobbies/interests: Hanging out with my girlfriend and my friends, watching TV
Of course…she’s Joy! 😲
JOY TO THE WORLD!!! 😃
JOY TO THE WORLD!!! 😃
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Of course…she’s Joy! 😲
JOY TO THE WORLD!!! 😃
JOY TO THE WORLD!!! 😃
Merry Christmas, my boo.
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Merry Christmas, my boo.
Butters is so cute.
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Butters is so cute.
They’ve dug another tunnel and put the earth down there.
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They’ve dug another tunnel and put the earth down there.
I put on a Led Zeppelin shirt under my jacket.
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I put on a Led Zeppelin shirt under my jacket.
Stairway to Heaven is not overrated. You’re wrong.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stairway to Heaven is not overrated. You’re wrong.
You will come with me to the main bridge.
NOW! 😠
NOW! 😠
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You will come with me to the main bridge.
NOW! 😠
NOW! 😠
[watching TV] Ooh, the Mr. Sulu show!
[singing along to the Star Trek theme] 🎶 Sulu, he’s star of the show. Other guys are just along for the ride 🎶
[singing along to the Star Trek theme] 🎶 Sulu, he’s star of the show. Other guys are just along for the ride 🎶
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
[watching TV] Ooh, the Mr. Sulu show!
[singing along to the Star Trek theme] 🎶 Sulu, he’s star of the show. Other guys are just along for the ride 🎶
[singing along to the Star Trek theme] 🎶 Sulu, he’s star of the show. Other guys are just along for the ride 🎶
When is the karaoke concert?
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When is the karaoke concert?
I used to be like Cartman. Not fat or narcissistic. A directionless loser.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I used to be like Cartman. Not fat or narcissistic. A directionless loser.
// I’ve had it. He’s getting on my nerves now.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
// I’ve had it. He’s getting on my nerves now.
// He helped me.
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
// He helped me.
// I’m not interested in the new Simpsons movie.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
// I’m not interested in the new Simpsons movie.
I’ve been to Hastings and I’ve been to Brighton. I’ve been to Eastbourne too. So what?
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’ve been to Hastings and I’ve been to Brighton. I’ve been to Eastbourne too. So what?
Butters is feeling a little bit better this morning. Anyone who wants to visit him, please feel free.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Butters is feeling a little bit better this morning. Anyone who wants to visit him, please feel free.
If anyone wants to visit Butters, you can.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If anyone wants to visit Butters, you can.
Butters has food poisoning. The chicken he ate for lunch at the restaurant was contaminated. I just got him home and put him to bed.
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Butters has food poisoning. The chicken he ate for lunch at the restaurant was contaminated. I just got him home and put him to bed.
I think Butters has been poisoned! 😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think Butters has been poisoned! 😭
I don’t need this, okay? I just wanna spend the day with my girlfriend and my best friend.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I don’t need this, okay? I just wanna spend the day with my girlfriend and my best friend.
We’re sorry, Red.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We’re sorry, Red.
Don’t you think you’ve tortured Butters enough? Leave him alone, for Christ’s sake!
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don’t you think you’ve tortured Butters enough? Leave him alone, for Christ’s sake!
I’ve got a Christmas present for Sophie, Butters and Andy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’ve got a Christmas present for Sophie, Butters and Andy.
Success didn’t ruin my father. He’s always been a cunt.
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Success didn’t ruin my father. He’s always been a cunt.