I had a dream that I cut my dreads (that I haven't had since I was 25)and messed up. I was going to run away rather than face Selena Gomez in the morning with my resulting Bob with bangs but I stayed to face my embarrassment. She said I was brave.

I bought my summer scarf. The line starts here ladies.

I just got excited when I realized it was bath night. What have I become.

Tomorrow my kissing booth will have a new menu item. It's called the tickler. There's also a French version that includes intense eye contact.
Ps this is not a self portrait but rather "poor traits".

#secretsalute

I have a hot date tonight: The Master of the Etrax. I rescued more Sci fi books from half priced books so first I have to recalibrate some 3D models for printing then.... We dance. EXCELSIOR!

How many jumping jacks do I have to do to reverse the damage I've done for fifty years? I may or may not have a checkup coming up soon.