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Benny DiBenidetto
@dibenidetto.bsky.social
Anyone can cook
Out: positionless basketball

In: conferenceless college football
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Bring Harbaugh in. Intense, not a pushover, and a champion. Who we kiddin
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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I wish I could wear new socks everyday
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
May each of the tables at which you dine bestow salt and pepper shakers in this new year
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Here’s to another year of not being invited to Burky’s 🥂
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ran into Borat I mean John T tn
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just got knocked out of fantasy playoffs bc Dallas decided to kick a FG ON 2nd DOWN to cut the deficit to 8 with 19 seconds left.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
DiBenidetto’s Instrumentals, Vol. I
Autopsie d'un complot
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December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fantasy football league vibes are in the garbage disposal. Treasurer says he won’t be paying out the funds this year, just pocketing. I might be standing with my Irish and bowing out. Will be looking for a new league next year. #auction
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Just now catching up on the playoff. Irish shoulda been in at a #10 ranking by my estimation. Brutal ousting by the committee. Bad for the sport
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hate to say it for the OSU haters in the room, but the buckeyes may have gotten just what they needed last night
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Some guys take a little time to get used to the skies, but not @thewhitelarrybird.bsky.social
The man came in shooting and you have to respect a guy who is not afraid of the ball. Keep it up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Who are “your guys” in Cleveland sports? I’m talking ride or die, will always defend, have unwavering faith in bordering on too much. I’ll go first:

Brayan Rocchio
Dean Wade
Corey Bojorquez
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bobby Z doesn’t know he’s actually a righty
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Think I just heard @thewhitelarrybird.bsky.social say “I’m big on blue sky”

Don’t think this 60-yr old lady was too impressed
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Hit this once/year if I remember. Happy Bday to the jigga man.
December 4th by JAY-Z on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 4:32
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December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Key players at the Lanes tomorrow night:

Goff
@thewhitelarrybird.bsky.social
Prescott
@brencognito.bsky.social
Montgomery
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Welcome to the skies @thewhitelarrybird.bsky.social

Anything to try to get me to the Schvitz lemme tell ya
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So long, Ira’s Newblehood

Welcome to Travers City
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Never forget the 12-year-old QB in pajama pants and one glove (non-throwing hand) complaining out loud to nobody in particular about his presumed buddy playing a “cuck safety who can’t man up”

Instant Thanksgiving legend
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Saturday happy hour? Could be me
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If I call things gay, I can be as funny as Shane Gillis!

-far too many broskis
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I feel like if someone orders something for the table (assuming your doing separate checks) the protocol is for them to take that on their bill
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Soup kid’s afraid to leave his soup!
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM