Should we sign up for the Greenland Defence Force?

This clearly demonstrates that predominantly white areas are crime free

It's a sailor's life

In return for clothes folding?

1 Viking, Roman and Norman invasions are a hoax
2 Anglo Saxons have always been here and have nothing to do with Saxons
3 The Edict of Expulsion, 1290, is the most important historical event
What else will be in the New Revised History of England?

Anybody lost their marbles ?

Bring on the Beserkers!

Nearly as cringey as the line There won't be snow in Africa from Do They Know It's Christmas

End times

So 53 years at an age permissible for a relationship, which should not be happening below 18, making you 72.
You are most wonderfully persevered 😁