Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈⬛
@dickallenhof15.bsky.social
I’m from Chicago. The picture is of our cat, Stan.
Greeted as liberators!
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Greeted as liberators!
“However, if she gives me her Nobel prize and says that I should have won it instead of her, I’d support her.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“However, if she gives me her Nobel prize and says that I should have won it instead of her, I’d support her.”
He’ll support her if she gives him her Nobel prize and publicly announces that he should have won it instead.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
He’ll support her if she gives him her Nobel prize and publicly announces that he should have won it instead.
He was great in those Six Flags commercials.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
He was great in those Six Flags commercials.
“Dreams and revelations.” Perfect.
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
“Dreams and revelations.” Perfect.
These people assume that because *they* are all that stupid, *we* are all that stupid.
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
These people assume that because *they* are all that stupid, *we* are all that stupid.
The fact that you couldn’t verify the claims means you shouldn’t have done a story on this stupidity in the first place.
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The fact that you couldn’t verify the claims means you shouldn’t have done a story on this stupidity in the first place.
“This guy has already yukked it up today with the madman who wants to destroy my country and kill me, and now I have to do shtick with him, too. Something tells me Churchill didn’t have to worry about Roosevelt talking behind his back to Hitler.”
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“This guy has already yukked it up today with the madman who wants to destroy my country and kill me, and now I have to do shtick with him, too. Something tells me Churchill didn’t have to worry about Roosevelt talking behind his back to Hitler.”
Watching this, all I could think was, “no way they should be airing this without getting on camera comment from Stephen Miller. Any former op-ed writer and glorified right-wing blogger knows that.”
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Watching this, all I could think was, “no way they should be airing this without getting on camera comment from Stephen Miller. Any former op-ed writer and glorified right-wing blogger knows that.”
“Sorry, I’m late for work, boss. The atomic ensemble timescale at Boulder is out so I didn’t know what time it was.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Sorry, I’m late for work, boss. The atomic ensemble timescale at Boulder is out so I didn’t know what time it was.”
Fine, impeach him and Trump together. Eyes on the ball, guys.
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fine, impeach him and Trump together. Eyes on the ball, guys.
”So, release every picture of Bill Clinton we have, and try and make people think that’s everything.”
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
”So, release every picture of Bill Clinton we have, and try and make people think that’s everything.”
When did you learn David Brooks was there?
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When did you learn David Brooks was there?
Yikes, Peter Gabriel.
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yikes, Peter Gabriel.
I wonder when he told them.
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I wonder when he told them.
As always, prosperity is just around the corner.
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
As always, prosperity is just around the corner.
Grammatical, no spelling errors… Stephen Miller wrote this.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Grammatical, no spelling errors… Stephen Miller wrote this.
Given that it’s grammatical and spelled correctly, someone actually wrote this for him. I’m going with Stephen Miller, of course.
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Given that it’s grammatical and spelled correctly, someone actually wrote this for him. I’m going with Stephen Miller, of course.
Sign me up for Gaines's "How to Come in Fifth" session.
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sign me up for Gaines's "How to Come in Fifth" session.
Every accusation is a confession.
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Every accusation is a confession.
How far back does Nosferatu go in subtracting out immigration? Plymouth Rock?
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
How far back does Nosferatu go in subtracting out immigration? Plymouth Rock?
Somehow, I think their five Super Bowl appearances since 2018 should console them.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Somehow, I think their five Super Bowl appearances since 2018 should console them.
Trump falling asleep is very bad news for Biden.
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Trump falling asleep is very bad news for Biden.
If there’s anybody who knows how to suck up to corrupt authoritarian madmen, it’s FIFA.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If there’s anybody who knows how to suck up to corrupt authoritarian madmen, it’s FIFA.
“STOP CALLING ME A NAZI!!!”
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“STOP CALLING ME A NAZI!!!”