Dick Bastardly
@dickbastardly.bsky.social
Muttley is freakin skynet yall
ah jeez.. i wonder if that's part of why she broke down after final tribal
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
ah jeez.. i wonder if that's part of why she broke down after final tribal
wait what? what happened?
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
wait what? what happened?
it'd be wacky as hell if the rollercoaster poisons the patrons too somehow
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
it'd be wacky as hell if the rollercoaster poisons the patrons too somehow
*dancing around hooting and hollering to Rage Against The Machine's Killing In The Name waving a MAGA flag*
those who died are justified
for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites! Woooo!
those who died are justified
for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites! Woooo!
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
*dancing around hooting and hollering to Rage Against The Machine's Killing In The Name waving a MAGA flag*
those who died are justified
for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites! Woooo!
those who died are justified
for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites! Woooo!
Feta, olives, peproccini, spinach, onions, tomato (not on mine though, I hate tomato), I feel like I might be missing a topping or two here but I tried to order one at a mom 'n pop pizzeria the other day and they had no idea what a Mediterranean pizza was.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Feta, olives, peproccini, spinach, onions, tomato (not on mine though, I hate tomato), I feel like I might be missing a topping or two here but I tried to order one at a mom 'n pop pizzeria the other day and they had no idea what a Mediterranean pizza was.
i will float into the sun out of pure spite. do not text me, i am currently hovering three feet above a denny's parking lot and the manager is trying to hit me with a broom.
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i will float into the sun out of pure spite. do not text me, i am currently hovering three feet above a denny's parking lot and the manager is trying to hit me with a broom.
*Austin Powersishly*
yeah baby, YEAH!
yeah baby, YEAH!
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
*Austin Powersishly*
yeah baby, YEAH!
yeah baby, YEAH!
using a time machine to show this to a small Victorian child
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
using a time machine to show this to a small Victorian child
you forgot lifting weights
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
you forgot lifting weights
this except all the weed i spilled on my carpet in my life... damn i wish could smoke that carpet weed rn :(
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
this except all the weed i spilled on my carpet in my life... damn i wish could smoke that carpet weed rn :(
I will not stand for this besmirchment of Austin Powers, and thus will single handedly bring back "yeah baby, YEAH!" in this tyool 2026 (or die trying)
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I will not stand for this besmirchment of Austin Powers, and thus will single handedly bring back "yeah baby, YEAH!" in this tyool 2026 (or die trying)
I'm gonna give it a go this year
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm gonna give it a go this year
Did you know that beavers help prevent wildfire damage with their dam complexes? I just learned that today. Beavers ftw
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Did you know that beavers help prevent wildfire damage with their dam complexes? I just learned that today. Beavers ftw
I can, and I will
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I can, and I will
hack the freakin' planet y'all
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
hack the freakin' planet y'all