do you think ethel cain and fiona apple kiki

huge win— oomf who started sending me stuff about “women rejecting you then begging for attention” wasn’t saying that i rejected him (i have never even situationshiped this manz) he was just non-sequitur talking about his ex and ranting at me— i was so scared another oomf has fallen for me fffs

how to explain to men that its not a situationship if i don’t reciprocate or respond— and also that idc if you are yearning?? i literally am just living my life

false! in John 7:21 “for he could not hawk tuah he looks to his father for wisdom”
and revelations 30:21 “in the age of memecoin the earth will warm and the romans will listen to farce as fact” you just gotta read the original text really closely

I love art

guys guys do yall routinely take the bdsm test? cause deadass i’ve been taking it for too long and i gotta say my daddy issues have improved so much lmaoo

im actually 10000 years old in dog years

you ever poop a poop so big you know,, know in your heart of hearts,, you could totally do anal

just deactivated my account for the app formerly known as twitter very bittersweet like fuck that guy but also rip the homies frfr

when the edible and soju hit and you sleep for 12 hours

yeah i open carry— i literally always have my teeth just at the ready

unpasteurized squirt

oo daddy likey *buts its me and im daddy and i like big bazoobas*

you just know julien baker loves kaftka’s metamorphisis

we gotta bring back “exploding ovaries” as a reaction fr

do you think there is a tgirl whose dick is so big even god couldn’t deep throat it?

wanna eat my lasagna while jon yells at us?