The natural conclusion of vampire stories is, “I guess eventually dying isn’t all bad” 🤣
October 4, 2024 at 1:29 AM
The natural conclusion of vampire stories is, “I guess eventually dying isn’t all bad” 🤣
Great joke! Vampires are my favorite though, because it’s about grappling with immortality, why it’s no picnic, and the monster it would make you.
October 4, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Great joke! Vampires are my favorite though, because it’s about grappling with immortality, why it’s no picnic, and the monster it would make you.
I bet ShakspearStans were the fucking worst! Being dragged in iambic pentameter sucks.
October 4, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I bet ShakspearStans were the fucking worst! Being dragged in iambic pentameter sucks.
You bow to no one, bitch.
October 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
You bow to no one, bitch.
RUN, YOU FUCKING FOOLS. (Jesus Christ *under his breath.)
October 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
RUN, YOU FUCKING FOOLS. (Jesus Christ *under his breath.)
Lot of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Fucking Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Fucking Towers
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Fucking King
Lord of the Rings: The Two Fucking Towers
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Fucking King
October 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Lot of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Fucking Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Fucking Towers
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Fucking King
Lord of the Rings: The Two Fucking Towers
Lord of the Rings: Return of the Fucking King
“Weird” is devastating to them. Their entire worldview is wrapped up in being the majority, the standard. Now the world thinks they’re weird and it’s fucking with their id.
October 3, 2024 at 7:35 AM
“Weird” is devastating to them. Their entire worldview is wrapped up in being the majority, the standard. Now the world thinks they’re weird and it’s fucking with their id.
Just because you don’t like my opinions it doesn’t make me a troll.
You’re trolling right now.
Fucking weirdo.
You’re trolling right now.
Fucking weirdo.
September 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Just because you don’t like my opinions it doesn’t make me a troll.
You’re trolling right now.
Fucking weirdo.
You’re trolling right now.
Fucking weirdo.
Not at all, I’ve lived in the streets, my car, and railroad box cars.
My life is my job.
My job is not my life.
My life is my job.
My job is not my life.
September 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Not at all, I’ve lived in the streets, my car, and railroad box cars.
My life is my job.
My job is not my life.
My life is my job.
My job is not my life.
First dude was 100% going to chuck the whole thing on the platform, he’s got somewhere to be 🤣
September 30, 2024 at 2:59 AM
First dude was 100% going to chuck the whole thing on the platform, he’s got somewhere to be 🤣
Who cares? Jobs come and go, life doesn’t.
September 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Who cares? Jobs come and go, life doesn’t.
Working exactly as designed. It’s time to burn it down.
September 30, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Working exactly as designed. It’s time to burn it down.
She’s the first presidential nominee to work in all branches of government. She’s quite literally the most qualified us presidential candidate in history.
September 28, 2024 at 12:01 PM
She’s the first presidential nominee to work in all branches of government. She’s quite literally the most qualified us presidential candidate in history.
Super meh. Absolutley forgettable.
September 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Super meh. Absolutley forgettable.
That movie is utterly forgettable.
September 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
That movie is utterly forgettable.
Is he related to Bigus Dickus?
September 26, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Is he related to Bigus Dickus?
He wore the same thing when I saw him…….in 93’ 🤣🤣
September 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
He wore the same thing when I saw him…….in 93’ 🤣🤣
Palestinians are Semites.
September 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Palestinians are Semites.
Then we should decide abortions at the county level, that’s closer to the people? Or, maybe the city level? That’s even closer to the people?! I’ve got it!!!! Let’s let each individual person decide what to do with their body, since that’s as close to the people as it gets!!!
So glad we agree!
So glad we agree!
September 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Then we should decide abortions at the county level, that’s closer to the people? Or, maybe the city level? That’s even closer to the people?! I’ve got it!!!! Let’s let each individual person decide what to do with their body, since that’s as close to the people as it gets!!!
So glad we agree!
So glad we agree!
As someone with a degree in graphic design. There is no way that wasn’t on purpose.
September 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
As someone with a degree in graphic design. There is no way that wasn’t on purpose.
Jared Leto as Sherlock Holmes in current day London.
September 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Jared Leto as Sherlock Holmes in current day London.
A baby Leto nestling into Jared Leto’s shirtless chest is my new nightmare. Thanks, I hate you.
September 24, 2024 at 8:18 AM
A baby Leto nestling into Jared Leto’s shirtless chest is my new nightmare. Thanks, I hate you.
🎼🎶I HAVE BECO-UM ENCUMBERSOMED IN THIS WORLD🎶🎼
September 21, 2024 at 9:01 AM
🎼🎶I HAVE BECO-UM ENCUMBERSOMED IN THIS WORLD🎶🎼