sam rza
@dickhead-dept.bsky.social
spit it like paul to the ephesians
lightroom is awesome. i spend about an hour doing edits pretending i'm emril, going "up the contrast... deepen the black... then go to the magenta slider andddd bam! bam! bam! the green is gone!", then step away for a few hours and look at my work and say "what the fuck was i thinking?"
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
lightroom is awesome. i spend about an hour doing edits pretending i'm emril, going "up the contrast... deepen the black... then go to the magenta slider andddd bam! bam! bam! the green is gone!", then step away for a few hours and look at my work and say "what the fuck was i thinking?"
recently checked out from the library an ansel adams book explaining how he made some of his famous photographs and 90% of it is just “yeah i just slapped a yellow filter on that thang”
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
recently checked out from the library an ansel adams book explaining how he made some of his famous photographs and 90% of it is just “yeah i just slapped a yellow filter on that thang”
this was the shit mr. burns’ all-star company softball team was doing before being unable to play the championship game
got banned from my friends discord for telling them that philadelphia phillies backup catcher garrett stubbs posted a video on tiktok of himself taking a shot of his wife’s breast milk
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this was the shit mr. burns’ all-star company softball team was doing before being unable to play the championship game
🎶 touch the skyyyyy…. blue mountain! 🎶
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
🎶 touch the skyyyyy…. blue mountain! 🎶
new developments in job market insanity: former colleague of mine got an auto-rejection email from our company despite her working here three years ago and departing on good terms
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
new developments in job market insanity: former colleague of mine got an auto-rejection email from our company despite her working here three years ago and departing on good terms
squidward talk a lot of shit for someone that ain’t got no fuckin pants on
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
squidward talk a lot of shit for someone that ain’t got no fuckin pants on
i feel like these are due for a comeback tbh
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i feel like these are due for a comeback tbh
they demolished the vet 2 days after my 9th birthday
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
they demolished the vet 2 days after my 9th birthday
fucked up how subway builder has made me a bit of a roosevelt blvd subway hater because on one hand it's printing money in my current save, but on the other hand absolutely nobody uses it past grant ave. extending it to the neshaminy mall is a pipe dream!
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
fucked up how subway builder has made me a bit of a roosevelt blvd subway hater because on one hand it's printing money in my current save, but on the other hand absolutely nobody uses it past grant ave. extending it to the neshaminy mall is a pipe dream!
“one dance” just started playing at the gym and im feeling how one does about an ex-lover; wistful, yet healed and moved on.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“one dance” just started playing at the gym and im feeling how one does about an ex-lover; wistful, yet healed and moved on.
october and november on 35mm portra 800 #filmphotography
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
october and november on 35mm portra 800 #filmphotography
testing out the “new” kodacolor 100 in 35mm……… yeah this needs a lot of sunlight but honestly? good value. #filmphotography
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
testing out the “new” kodacolor 100 in 35mm……… yeah this needs a lot of sunlight but honestly? good value. #filmphotography
apologies in advance i’m gonna post a lot of film scans
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
apologies in advance i’m gonna post a lot of film scans
relistening to loveless at the gym and ever since i learned that all the drums are samples played through an mpc i can’t unhear it. like yeah that really is a guy pressing buttons type beat!
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
relistening to loveless at the gym and ever since i learned that all the drums are samples played through an mpc i can’t unhear it. like yeah that really is a guy pressing buttons type beat!
the goal of every record store trip is to impress an employee and somehow i accomplished that at repo tonight by buying an agent orange repress
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the goal of every record store trip is to impress an employee and somehow i accomplished that at repo tonight by buying an agent orange repress
fall foliage in central bucks county on 35mm ektar 100 #filmphotography
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
fall foliage in central bucks county on 35mm ektar 100 #filmphotography
evil west philly be like “dishonest tim’s burritos”
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
evil west philly be like “dishonest tim’s burritos”
it’s so funny how everyone in bikini bottom curses by saying shit like “barnacles”
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it’s so funny how everyone in bikini bottom curses by saying shit like “barnacles”
listened to blue smiley at the gym tonight and man nobody was cooking on the guitar quite like that guy. arguably the most inventive/creative guitar player of the past 10-15 years. gone too soon!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
listened to blue smiley at the gym tonight and man nobody was cooking on the guitar quite like that guy. arguably the most inventive/creative guitar player of the past 10-15 years. gone too soon!!!!!
i have gotten way too sucked into subway builder (work in progress, i basically need to build out the existing subway lines to generate ridership/money before i can start making fantasy lines)
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i have gotten way too sucked into subway builder (work in progress, i basically need to build out the existing subway lines to generate ridership/money before i can start making fantasy lines)
last night at el bar
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
last night at el bar
new business term i can’t stand is “bio break”. disgusting.
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
new business term i can’t stand is “bio break”. disgusting.
officially offering my services to be the designated hitter for the philadelphia phillies. i can also go 0 for 7 in the nlds, and for significantly less than $20,000,000 a year!
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
officially offering my services to be the designated hitter for the philadelphia phillies. i can also go 0 for 7 in the nlds, and for significantly less than $20,000,000 a year!
really just rubbing it in with the all caps “NOT”
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
really just rubbing it in with the all caps “NOT”