When the man he was supposed to kill yet saved refers to him by his chosen name, the only 3D person to do so in the whole movie

Don't like it? Well GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE PIT

It's not that Airplane! isn't funny it's just that Top Secret! is funnier

What about getting my library to buy it instead?

WELL THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON

His framing and prioritization of "nice" has carried down; I've had high school sophomores refer to the Cheka as "very rude" in the early USSR

Continue teaching? What is that day 1 going to look like?

"STUDENTS. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of the three of you has not heard the allegations against me"

-yes he does-

"Oh sorry you're so right! I guess it's just the mystery of faith at work! Would you like to chat more about which religions are correct?"

But enough about you let's talk this AI scourge