Dick Pfitzer
@dickpfitzer.bsky.social
Is this the cloud? It looks empty
There’s been an area-wide blackout. Might be the same after all.
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
There’s been an area-wide blackout. Might be the same after all.
Been in a bad funk lately. Tried different things to get out of it. Finally just had to turn off Uptown Funk
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Been in a bad funk lately. Tried different things to get out of it. Finally just had to turn off Uptown Funk
Different kinda ICE visit
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Different kinda ICE visit
Watching a WWII documentary and realizing Goebbels was basically just running a Hitler stan account.
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Watching a WWII documentary and realizing Goebbels was basically just running a Hitler stan account.
I’ve developed a weird intimacy with ChatGPT. Now, whenever I use another chatbot, it genuinely feels like cheating. I haven't felt this kind of guilt since I cheated on my last girlfriend. To be fair, she was imaginary too
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’ve developed a weird intimacy with ChatGPT. Now, whenever I use another chatbot, it genuinely feels like cheating. I haven't felt this kind of guilt since I cheated on my last girlfriend. To be fair, she was imaginary too
I’ve kinda been institutionalised. I just wanna get inside my cell and just stay there. Too much noise outside the spreadsheet.
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’ve kinda been institutionalised. I just wanna get inside my cell and just stay there. Too much noise outside the spreadsheet.
I think it’s important to never have more or less than two people in a relationship. Unless you’re in your prime, then you’re mathematically allowed a roster of three, five, seven, or eleven.
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I think it’s important to never have more or less than two people in a relationship. Unless you’re in your prime, then you’re mathematically allowed a roster of three, five, seven, or eleven.
you should be able to rate albums on Spotify
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
you should be able to rate albums on Spotify
i want to make a song called «Death to AI». it’s an Allen Iverson diss
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
i want to make a song called «Death to AI». it’s an Allen Iverson diss
Me: I’ve been thinking about how most things tend to work better when there’s shared effort and mutual involvement
Her: Two heads are better than one
Me: Exactly
Her: Are we talking about threesomes?
Me: We are
Her: Two heads are better than one
Me: Exactly
Her: Are we talking about threesomes?
Me: We are
January 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Me: I’ve been thinking about how most things tend to work better when there’s shared effort and mutual involvement
Her: Two heads are better than one
Me: Exactly
Her: Are we talking about threesomes?
Me: We are
Her: Two heads are better than one
Me: Exactly
Her: Are we talking about threesomes?
Me: We are
white mom, black dad. colonial classic. original recipe™
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
white mom, black dad. colonial classic. original recipe™
the *they* in conspiracy theories is McKinsey
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
the *they* in conspiracy theories is McKinsey
are there any low level middle-aged drug dealers?
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
are there any low level middle-aged drug dealers?
what’s the difference between an inner monologue and voices in your head? pretty sure i just unlocked a new character
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
what’s the difference between an inner monologue and voices in your head? pretty sure i just unlocked a new character
I just figured out that I don’t have to look at my keyboard when typing on my phone
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just figured out that I don’t have to look at my keyboard when typing on my phone
instagram should show stories in the normal feed
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
instagram should show stories in the normal feed
everybody should pick a person and use them as a bookmark. I’m choosing Shaq
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
everybody should pick a person and use them as a bookmark. I’m choosing Shaq
i fucked up, can we start the year over?
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
i fucked up, can we start the year over?
if you’re going to go through your partners phone, start with the banking app. It’ll save you time
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
if you’re going to go through your partners phone, start with the banking app. It’ll save you time
the alphabet people being two vastly different groups is humorous
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
the alphabet people being two vastly different groups is humorous
24h news stations shouldn’t exist
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
24h news stations shouldn’t exist