Dictator Musk
@dictatormusk.bsky.social
I am the secret leader of the United States of America.
Call me a gigabrain cause I'm thinking 69 dimensions ahead.
X is the best letter in the universe.
Some people might think I'm parody, but I rather call myself the only sentient being in the simulation
Call me a gigabrain cause I'm thinking 69 dimensions ahead.
X is the best letter in the universe.
Some people might think I'm parody, but I rather call myself the only sentient being in the simulation
Come on, delete your #Twitter #X accounts and go touch some grass. As I said more than 2 years ago, I want to delete it but you guys need to get off of this trashy platform. No sane person would post anything on there. The #ElonMusk account you see on #X is just a chatbot I created.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by Dictator Musk
I’ve officially deactivated the Twitter account I’ve held since freshman year of high school 😭 Fuck you, Elon.
January 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve officially deactivated the Twitter account I’ve held since freshman year of high school 😭 Fuck you, Elon.
Reposted by Dictator Musk
January 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I moved the inauguration of emperor Xi Jinping inside.
Thanks to the emperor Xi I am gonna be the greatest puppet to do what he likes.
I will now ask Xi how many Cybertrucks shall burn down this year. And of course I am going to pretend that it wasn't my fault because I am a gigabrain.
Thanks to the emperor Xi I am gonna be the greatest puppet to do what he likes.
I will now ask Xi how many Cybertrucks shall burn down this year. And of course I am going to pretend that it wasn't my fault because I am a gigabrain.
January 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I moved the inauguration of emperor Xi Jinping inside.
Thanks to the emperor Xi I am gonna be the greatest puppet to do what he likes.
I will now ask Xi how many Cybertrucks shall burn down this year. And of course I am going to pretend that it wasn't my fault because I am a gigabrain.
Thanks to the emperor Xi I am gonna be the greatest puppet to do what he likes.
I will now ask Xi how many Cybertrucks shall burn down this year. And of course I am going to pretend that it wasn't my fault because I am a gigabrain.
Come on, send me back to South Africa permanently
January 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Come on, send me back to South Africa permanently
High speed rail isn't an option, so private jets become the option for me. Maybe build more rail and buy fast trains?
Landed in Austin, Texas, United States. Apx. flt. time 2 h 20 min.
January 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
High speed rail isn't an option, so private jets become the option for me. Maybe build more rail and buy fast trains?
What else do I have to do that people will finally push me out of power?
I thought I was stupid but then I remember that there are people who can be bought for under $1 billion.
Maybe I should organize rockets to shoot them into space for fun and see what happens and place bets on who dies last...
I thought I was stupid but then I remember that there are people who can be bought for under $1 billion.
Maybe I should organize rockets to shoot them into space for fun and see what happens and place bets on who dies last...
Die überaus erfolgreiche und dann aus dem Amt gemobbte Oberstaatsanwältin Brorhilker geht davon aus, dass die Cum-Ex-Betrügereien weiter laufen. Da wird also weiter der Staat geplündert - und es interessiert niemanden mehr.
Cum-Ex-Geschäfte laufen laut früherer Oberstaatsanwältin Brorhilker weiter
Sie war Deutschlands wichtigste Ermittlerin im Cum-Ex-Skandal. Die frühere Oberstaatsanwältin Anne Brorhilker ist überzeugt: Illegale Cum-Ex-Geschäfte gibt es immer noch - zulasten der Steuerzahler.
www.faz.net
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What else do I have to do that people will finally push me out of power?
I thought I was stupid but then I remember that there are people who can be bought for under $1 billion.
Maybe I should organize rockets to shoot them into space for fun and see what happens and place bets on who dies last...
I thought I was stupid but then I remember that there are people who can be bought for under $1 billion.
Maybe I should organize rockets to shoot them into space for fun and see what happens and place bets on who dies last...
Thank you.
It's my way of telling you: Use public transport or take a bike.
It's my way of telling you: Use public transport or take a bike.
January 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thank you.
It's my way of telling you: Use public transport or take a bike.
It's my way of telling you: Use public transport or take a bike.
One of my trucks exploded.
Better don't buy and sit in those funny boxes.
I am the best advertiser for public transport.
Better don't buy and sit in those funny boxes.
I am the best advertiser for public transport.
January 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One of my trucks exploded.
Better don't buy and sit in those funny boxes.
I am the best advertiser for public transport.
Better don't buy and sit in those funny boxes.
I am the best advertiser for public transport.
My shirt says
"I ❤️ CANADA"
just been covering the rest.
Looks good, doesn't it?
"I ❤️ CANADA"
just been covering the rest.
Looks good, doesn't it?
December 31, 2024 at 8:59 AM
My shirt says
"I ❤️ CANADA"
just been covering the rest.
Looks good, doesn't it?
"I ❤️ CANADA"
just been covering the rest.
Looks good, doesn't it?
I think the amount of Twitter I consumed has made me schizophrenic...
December 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I think the amount of Twitter I consumed has made me schizophrenic...
Cigarette Man understands me
December 29, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Cigarette Man understands me
For those who don't get it:
Please insult me more.
I use reverse psychology to get attention.
I am quite the dictator of our times.
My posts are 69 dimension ahead!
Please insult me more.
I use reverse psychology to get attention.
I am quite the dictator of our times.
My posts are 69 dimension ahead!
December 29, 2024 at 11:50 AM
For those who don't get it:
Please insult me more.
I use reverse psychology to get attention.
I am quite the dictator of our times.
My posts are 69 dimension ahead!
Please insult me more.
I use reverse psychology to get attention.
I am quite the dictator of our times.
My posts are 69 dimension ahead!
freedom of speech only exists until I get mad.
I am truly the dictator of our times.
I am truly the dictator of our times.
December 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
freedom of speech only exists until I get mad.
I am truly the dictator of our times.
I am truly the dictator of our times.
You know that I just have to wave a few dollars in front of your politicians and they turn into my slaves just like the emerald mine slaves of my parents in South Africa.
I love those spineless weasels dancing the way I want them to.
I love those spineless weasels dancing the way I want them to.
Elon Musk shocked many in Germany last week by endorsing its far-right Alternative for Germany party. This week, as Germany prepares for elections, he doubled down.
Elon Musk Doubles Down on Support for German Far-Right AfD
The world’s richest man, a key adviser to President-elect Donald Trump, ridicules critics over his backing of the German extremist party AfD, as Germany prepares for elections.
nyti.ms
December 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
You know that I just have to wave a few dollars in front of your politicians and they turn into my slaves just like the emerald mine slaves of my parents in South Africa.
I love those spineless weasels dancing the way I want them to.
I love those spineless weasels dancing the way I want them to.
I'm glad those Germans are not waking up to my election interference their country.
Earth calling Germany. Wake up call was months ago when Russia first started cutting cables across the Baltic Sea. Back then you should have started impounding Russian linked ships. Today Germany demanded new EU sanctions against Russia's "shadow fleet." www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/12/28/g...
December 28, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I'm glad those Germans are not waking up to my election interference their country.
Quite accurate I gotta say.
Though I have to change his diapers a lot more than in the past.
Though I have to change his diapers a lot more than in the past.
December 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Quite accurate I gotta say.
Though I have to change his diapers a lot more than in the past.
Though I have to change his diapers a lot more than in the past.
I only took away billions of dollars from the American people and interfere in elections and I get hated for it?
As the only sentient being in this simulation I cannot fathom that anyone would hate me.
As the only sentient being in this simulation I cannot fathom that anyone would hate me.
Deport him.
Concerning
December 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I only took away billions of dollars from the American people and interfere in elections and I get hated for it?
As the only sentient being in this simulation I cannot fathom that anyone would hate me.
As the only sentient being in this simulation I cannot fathom that anyone would hate me.
Don't tell anyone what I did in Cambodia between 1975 and 1979 🤫🤫🤫🤫
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Don't tell anyone what I did in Cambodia between 1975 and 1979 🤫🤫🤫🤫
I will order my servant Donald to deport all immigrants.
Of course all South Africans will be the exception.
Donnie, execute order 69!
Of course all South Africans will be the exception.
Donnie, execute order 69!
December 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I will order my servant Donald to deport all immigrants.
Of course all South Africans will be the exception.
Donnie, execute order 69!
Of course all South Africans will be the exception.
Donnie, execute order 69!