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did everyone get cake?
@dideveryonegetcake.bsky.social
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that scene from armageddon movie where ben affleck walks the animal cracker over liv tyler’s titties and such
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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boy what the fuck
stede bonnet lookin pretttttty in a teal suit with gold trim and a fancy white lace collar. got that season 1 blonde tight curl and he's eyein his first merchant ship for a raid while blackbeard teaches him the ropes close up of pretty boy stede's fancy face...him head...curls...sideburns...gold af hair matching his fancy gay suit trim smh what the fuck
January 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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ed teach wiping a tear from his eye
January 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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taika as ed teach as jeff the accountant making a gay ok👌sign
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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transgenderism (2003)
cover of death cab for cutie's 2003 album released on barsuk records. features a raven or some black bird wrapped up in red string on a paper bag idek
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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ed teach in his kraken eye makeup era confronting the crew who think he is 'toxic' pfffftttt those bitches
January 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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breaking denali news. as members of the lgbtqia+ community we are gathered here today to recognize denali as the first transgender mountain. this is the only denali news today.

thank u for being part of this historic moment #gaytwitter
January 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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screenshot from our flag means death of buttons sneaking up behind ed teach to loudly declare his love for the sea. ed is saying "jesus christ" with an exasperated grimace with his eyes closed in response. babygirl is tired but bout to get some profound MAGIC and a new LEASE on LIFE thanks to my boy BUTTONS shout out to buttons the sea witch 4 teaching us about change
January 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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fang-roach. it's canon
fang and roach scene where theyre having a spa day in the creek and fang has his hand in roach's lap, probably because theyre about to kiss
January 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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"he is pretending to smoke"
rhys darby with his eyes closed and his two fingers in the air like he's sniffing and licking them in my opinion
January 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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stede bottoming face, he looks like he's in a bit of pain , the eyes of a mad man oh ok he likes it (his face is lit up now with joy, buttons is there in the background. buttons is always there)
January 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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computer enhance 🧐is that a canon aimed at ed's ass ?
zoomed in and cropped screenshot of catboy ed teach's ass wearing a rice sack which clings nicely to his left ass cheek and ass crack. to his left in the background there is a canon which is lined up directly at his hole. foreshadowing the future adventures of edward's ass (getting blown out) in the very next episode
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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my precious (ed teach in his blanket fort)
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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stede ANGY😡
stede bonnet holding a sword making a big mean face at that stinky butt ned low !!!!!!! ned low you will DIE for what you said to his boyfriend!!!!!
January 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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i think he may be ready for the big leagues
screenshot of reddit.com post that says: I'm having a hard time understanding the word "veritable". Please help
January 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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oh absolutely fancy stede is scrumptious. the sideburns. the ligs. also a pretty cryer
January 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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think i just like him when his mouth is open lolol
stede crying in his quarters after killing ned lowe, and looking at the door after ed knocked (they are about to bonedown) (finally) (his sweaty cleavage is on display ) (his lips are slightly parted) stede in the red flag uniform after they found the revenge but before he finds ed, he is trying not to cry while trying to get izzy to tell him what happened to ed, his mouth is open ed and stede are reunited and stede is making a bitchy judgmental face at the lesbians and his little thin lips are doing that pouty open mouth thing again stede playing lookout while robbing jackie and he has the open mouth thing surprise emoji face
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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some of us need him hurty dirty so dont sleep on s2 stede if youre open to it. yearning, cleavage, covered in filth. plus so pretty when cry
stede longing for ed and looking hot kissing the message bottle before he tosses it into the sea stede looking hot in his disgusting slutty shirt asking ed to come over after they were reunited by the chaos lesbians stede lookin hot and disturbed by the memory of kissing anne bonny stede crying with his hoop earring and his tits out
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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i watched asteroid city last night and immediately watched it a second time. i can feel a new hyperfixation brewing. it's a gorgeous and devastating and hopeful film. it's about queer love and making art and making meaning and grief and existentialism and witches and dreaming and 100 other things
gif from asteroid city. it's dusk at a motel in the desert. 3 little girls sit on the sand outside looking at a hole in the ground where they buried their mother's ashes. one sister tells the others "put the potion in it" black & white scene from asteroid city. jason schwartzman's character punches a window pane, it breaks and he peers through the open hole to look outside. edward norton's character watches him, looking exasperated
January 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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brb heading into my sex research lab for the next four years to figure out how to hack these vintage novelty telephones so they can charge my vibrator
fishfone. it's a phone shaped like a fish ALF novelty telephone, featuring the beloved tv alien alf. with the fur and everything french baguette novelty phone from oldphoneworks.com priced at $79.95 USD. it is sold out :(
January 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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ed teach midstream
edward teach and he's wet
January 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM