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January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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the “tuesday again? no problem” meme with the drawing of a dog winking but instead i’ve edited it to say, “tuesday again? hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man”
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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still from the simpsons that i’ve placed captions over; homer is sitting in the bathtub (“me, hanging on by a thread”), unaware that bart is standing behind him about to hit him over the head with a chair (“a brutal week-early period”)
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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nobody move i just cut open the most perfect pomegranate i’ve ever seen in my life
two halves of a pomegranate sitting on a cutting board; it is the most perfect pomegranate to ever exist
January 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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this feels like a microaggression
screenshot of my spotify daylist, which is currently titled “stimming mcbling sunday afternoon”
December 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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who's the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent?
beaker from the muppets
December 9, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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illustration of scrooge and marley but scrooge is wearing purple crocs
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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can we talk about how the rare who roast beast looks suspiciously like a dog?
still from ‘how the grinch stole christmas’ (1966) of two whos carrying the rare who roast beast and truly it looks like a roasted dog carcass
November 26, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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kim kardashian meme that’s edited to say: “i’m like dropping hints that it’s my birthday” / “it’s my birthday”
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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side by side photos of a brain scan; the left side shows the brain in mostly blue colors, captioned “not eating chicken caesar salad”; the right side shows the brain lit up with yellow spots, captioned “eating chicken caesar salad”
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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this is my barbenheimer
upcoming events: today 7:30 pm shania twain; tomorrow fall out boy
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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i miss her. bring her back.
discontinued emoji face with closed eyes and an exaggerated smile/grimace
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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i made a pie
photo of a homemade peach pie on a cooling rack. the crust is probably too blonde but oh well i cannot do everything perfectly.
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM