Fuck ice, free Palestine, punch nazis.
I guess whenever I'm able to stop putting plastic on my windows in the winter time I'll have reached a sustainable level of financial security.
I guess whenever I'm able to stop putting plastic on my windows in the winter time I'll have reached a sustainable level of financial security.
Windows: delete some stuff you don't need to free up space to download this update.
Windows: we've filled your entire hard drive with AI bullshit you don't use and you can't delete it, so get rid of the stuff you actually use so we can give you more AI.
Windows: delete some stuff you don't need to free up space to download this update.
Windows: we've filled your entire hard drive with AI bullshit you don't use and you can't delete it, so get rid of the stuff you actually use so we can give you more AI.
YOUR TEAM IS NOT ENTITLED TO MY SUPPORT SIMPLY BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM IS WORSE.
I don't owe you shit, you want my vote fucking earn it.
Sincerely,
A. Leftist, Esq.
YOUR TEAM IS NOT ENTITLED TO MY SUPPORT SIMPLY BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM IS WORSE.
I don't owe you shit, you want my vote fucking earn it.
Sincerely,
A. Leftist, Esq.
None of them showed up to work.
None of them showed up to work.
My dumb ass saw something that said 10 minutes jumping rope equals a 30 minute jog and apparently what it actually equals is injuries to body parts science hasn't even discovered yet.
My dumb ass saw something that said 10 minutes jumping rope equals a 30 minute jog and apparently what it actually equals is injuries to body parts science hasn't even discovered yet.
A functional furnace.
A functional furnace.
People keep putting me in charge of very important things and I wish they would stop.
People keep putting me in charge of very important things and I wish they would stop.
Today, I chose violence.
Today, I chose violence.
The Dems are playing chess with pigeons. Not against them, WITH them. The entire Dem chess team is pigeons, shitting in everything and pretending they won.
The Dems are playing chess with pigeons. Not against them, WITH them. The entire Dem chess team is pigeons, shitting in everything and pretending they won.
SCHUMER'S DEMS REPLACE KENTUCKY'S MAMMOTH AS BIGGEST FUCKING CAVE ON EARTH.
SCHUMER'S DEMS REPLACE KENTUCKY'S MAMMOTH AS BIGGEST FUCKING CAVE ON EARTH.
Also me:
This dude next to me on my goddamned lunch break: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Bro lunch is the time we all shut the fuck up so I can do this crossword in peace.
Also me:
This dude next to me on my goddamned lunch break: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Bro lunch is the time we all shut the fuck up so I can do this crossword in peace.
I got $60 worth of food.
My fan isn't in a real bad place right now, but it's going to be a long hard winter for a whole lot of people.
I got $60 worth of food.
My fan isn't in a real bad place right now, but it's going to be a long hard winter for a whole lot of people.