Doug, why won’t you vote for me??
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Doug, why won’t you vote for me??
@digduglett.bsky.social
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👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻Married & Polyamorous
🧠♾️ Neurodivergent (AuDHD)
📍Palm Springs newb
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🔮 witch-curious (novice chaote)

Black & Trans Lives Matter.
My favorite line from this is “just Twitter a time, I’m ready for love” because it predates the widespread use of “tweet” 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Lmao they’re green beans but the point still stands.
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I made a homemade version of this years ago and it was BOMB. But I’d absolutely never put celery sticks on it…
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yup even that is real tough! Hope it went well despite the skeleton crew lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Unexpectedly solo shoots are never fun! Wishing you patience and the mental presence to not forget anything important 🤪 you got this!
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Might be based on pass number - mine is accurate & doesn’t seem to include park hopping. But it doesn’t count any of the SoCal Resident Tickets I used prior to purchasing the MK
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yes, but only because the only thing they had available to book was a masc black pickup truck 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Honestly they could just do Oh, Mary as a film with miss piggy in the lead, I’d be more than happy with that 😜
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
100%, never meant to leave out our original king 👑 ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is the perfect plot, you win!
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Omg okay that’s genius 🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This is a perfect example of how humans are extremely susceptible to misremembering things lol
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Disney should’ve given the keys to the muppets to the gays much sooner tbh but hey better late than never!
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
She HAS the range
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A fool’s errand! Sorry you have to deal with that :/
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Man why you fucking with this clanker slop shit
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Omg 🤦🏻‍♂️ bet it was also helpful to know right away that the person you’re talking to is incompetent at their job!
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM