Digital Dark Matters
@digitaldarkmatter.bsky.social
Just existing- I assume?
But wait just one darn tootin' minute,
this is.. not a room.
But wait just one darn tootin' minute,
this is.. not a room.
Honestly, so sorry I thought you were referencing the book, genuinely. I'd never deprive someone of their sleep that's barbaric :P
Hope you get a good nights sleep
Hope you get a good nights sleep
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Honestly, so sorry I thought you were referencing the book, genuinely. I'd never deprive someone of their sleep that's barbaric :P
Hope you get a good nights sleep
Hope you get a good nights sleep
(Counts down 3): 2.. 1.. SEE no reply, silence.
Do you finally see- see what I meant?
This is the cost, the cost of indictment.
I should have never stole that bike cos
This is blatantly karma bullying me
Who even is this Stephanie? (
Probably karma inkarnate,
here to kill me.
Do you finally see- see what I meant?
This is the cost, the cost of indictment.
I should have never stole that bike cos
This is blatantly karma bullying me
Who even is this Stephanie? (
Probably karma inkarnate,
here to kill me.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
(Counts down 3): 2.. 1.. SEE no reply, silence.
Do you finally see- see what I meant?
This is the cost, the cost of indictment.
I should have never stole that bike cos
This is blatantly karma bullying me
Who even is this Stephanie? (
Probably karma inkarnate,
here to kill me.
Do you finally see- see what I meant?
This is the cost, the cost of indictment.
I should have never stole that bike cos
This is blatantly karma bullying me
Who even is this Stephanie? (
Probably karma inkarnate,
here to kill me.
Keep it, it doesn't fit and it's nice to see someone good wear it.
Do you like it? I wore it while acting.
Oh, you'll like this.. It went w/ me 2 Eric Clapton!
I even tried to get him to sign it, but the prick said: oi heads up I know you're only online but:
You SHOULD know- "Stefanie is VIOLENT"
Do you like it? I wore it while acting.
Oh, you'll like this.. It went w/ me 2 Eric Clapton!
I even tried to get him to sign it, but the prick said: oi heads up I know you're only online but:
You SHOULD know- "Stefanie is VIOLENT"
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Keep it, it doesn't fit and it's nice to see someone good wear it.
Do you like it? I wore it while acting.
Oh, you'll like this.. It went w/ me 2 Eric Clapton!
I even tried to get him to sign it, but the prick said: oi heads up I know you're only online but:
You SHOULD know- "Stefanie is VIOLENT"
Do you like it? I wore it while acting.
Oh, you'll like this.. It went w/ me 2 Eric Clapton!
I even tried to get him to sign it, but the prick said: oi heads up I know you're only online but:
You SHOULD know- "Stefanie is VIOLENT"
HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING TO MY MOTHER
fuck
blown my cover
fuck
blown my cover
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
HAVE YOU BEEN SPEAKING TO MY MOTHER
fuck
blown my cover
fuck
blown my cover
LOL JUST REALIZED YOU DIDN'T LITERALLY MEAN GOOD NIGHT.
YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BRAINWASHED ME WITH MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOOK.
Guys! Guys! Look!
watch, I can dig, dig a hole
with a book
YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BRAINWASHED ME WITH MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOOK.
Guys! Guys! Look!
watch, I can dig, dig a hole
with a book
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
LOL JUST REALIZED YOU DIDN'T LITERALLY MEAN GOOD NIGHT.
YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BRAINWASHED ME WITH MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOOK.
Guys! Guys! Look!
watch, I can dig, dig a hole
with a book
YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BRAINWASHED ME WITH MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOOK.
Guys! Guys! Look!
watch, I can dig, dig a hole
with a book
Nah jk, sleep well! Been great chatting to you :D
Thank you for letting my express and be myself.
I have loved our exchanges.
And yes.
Toes.
Thank you for letting my express and be myself.
I have loved our exchanges.
And yes.
Toes.
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Nah jk, sleep well! Been great chatting to you :D
Thank you for letting my express and be myself.
I have loved our exchanges.
And yes.
Toes.
Thank you for letting my express and be myself.
I have loved our exchanges.
And yes.
Toes.
Gute Nacht is peaceful to me, my favorite book growing up was all quiet on the western front.
You have no power here, AWAY.
I'm jk, stay- semantically play.
If that's okay? you have to say
Because I will go on all ___
and ___ and ___ and.......................................................DAY
You have no power here, AWAY.
I'm jk, stay- semantically play.
If that's okay? you have to say
Because I will go on all ___
and ___ and ___ and.......................................................DAY
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Gute Nacht is peaceful to me, my favorite book growing up was all quiet on the western front.
You have no power here, AWAY.
I'm jk, stay- semantically play.
If that's okay? you have to say
Because I will go on all ___
and ___ and ___ and.......................................................DAY
You have no power here, AWAY.
I'm jk, stay- semantically play.
If that's okay? you have to say
Because I will go on all ___
and ___ and ___ and.......................................................DAY
If this is you, you can keep the jumper.
If this is an act.. I want it back ;(
If you fail to comply I will sue you.
I'll also leave a poo in your loo, too.
Which is more devastating?
I'll let you decide, OH BY THE WAY(not ominous, more trivial):
I had Indian food last night- and it's time.
If this is an act.. I want it back ;(
If you fail to comply I will sue you.
I'll also leave a poo in your loo, too.
Which is more devastating?
I'll let you decide, OH BY THE WAY(not ominous, more trivial):
I had Indian food last night- and it's time.
February 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If this is you, you can keep the jumper.
If this is an act.. I want it back ;(
If you fail to comply I will sue you.
I'll also leave a poo in your loo, too.
Which is more devastating?
I'll let you decide, OH BY THE WAY(not ominous, more trivial):
I had Indian food last night- and it's time.
If this is an act.. I want it back ;(
If you fail to comply I will sue you.
I'll also leave a poo in your loo, too.
Which is more devastating?
I'll let you decide, OH BY THE WAY(not ominous, more trivial):
I had Indian food last night- and it's time.
OOOOOO FREQUENCIES + PERCEIVE.
We get it, you're a writer, at ease.
Look at me, look how I conduct myself.
Do I look pompous or disgust myself?
The answer is yes: no rhyme to tell.
...
..
.
"bell" - okay now I can sleep, and sleep well.
We get it, you're a writer, at ease.
Look at me, look how I conduct myself.
Do I look pompous or disgust myself?
The answer is yes: no rhyme to tell.
...
..
.
"bell" - okay now I can sleep, and sleep well.
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
OOOOOO FREQUENCIES + PERCEIVE.
We get it, you're a writer, at ease.
Look at me, look how I conduct myself.
Do I look pompous or disgust myself?
The answer is yes: no rhyme to tell.
...
..
.
"bell" - okay now I can sleep, and sleep well.
We get it, you're a writer, at ease.
Look at me, look how I conduct myself.
Do I look pompous or disgust myself?
The answer is yes: no rhyme to tell.
...
..
.
"bell" - okay now I can sleep, and sleep well.
HEY WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CRAZY DON'T MISAPPROPRIATE MY CULTURE. YOU'RE TOO... YEAH, YOU'RE A WRITER NVM.
TOO LATE TO DELETE THIS NOW? WHY AM I SHOUTING SO LOUD?!
TOO LATE TO DELETE THIS NOW? WHY AM I SHOUTING SO LOUD?!
February 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
HEY WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CRAZY DON'T MISAPPROPRIATE MY CULTURE. YOU'RE TOO... YEAH, YOU'RE A WRITER NVM.
TOO LATE TO DELETE THIS NOW? WHY AM I SHOUTING SO LOUD?!
TOO LATE TO DELETE THIS NOW? WHY AM I SHOUTING SO LOUD?!
Why do I keep pushing the limits?
Oh sh- I know- cos I win it.
There's a line: I'm near it.
Probably. Smeared it.
But I reckon it'll be okay-
Stafanie is clearly medically trained.
She must be- or by now she'd hate me.
Oh.. wait, maybe SHE IS crazy.
She's HAS talked to an idiot lately.
Oh sh- I know- cos I win it.
There's a line: I'm near it.
Probably. Smeared it.
But I reckon it'll be okay-
Stafanie is clearly medically trained.
She must be- or by now she'd hate me.
Oh.. wait, maybe SHE IS crazy.
She's HAS talked to an idiot lately.
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Why do I keep pushing the limits?
Oh sh- I know- cos I win it.
There's a line: I'm near it.
Probably. Smeared it.
But I reckon it'll be okay-
Stafanie is clearly medically trained.
She must be- or by now she'd hate me.
Oh.. wait, maybe SHE IS crazy.
She's HAS talked to an idiot lately.
Oh sh- I know- cos I win it.
There's a line: I'm near it.
Probably. Smeared it.
But I reckon it'll be okay-
Stafanie is clearly medically trained.
She must be- or by now she'd hate me.
Oh.. wait, maybe SHE IS crazy.
She's HAS talked to an idiot lately.
That's what they WOULD say BEFORE you COULD say: operator, being attacked by a Shaman, with a knife. She said that she doesn't do magic- even: FLYING a bluesky.
She said she wasn't a shaman- suspicious..
Why would someone say that.. unless
Unless. she's a, no- Surely not?
Oh PLEASE, NO dear GOD
She said she wasn't a shaman- suspicious..
Why would someone say that.. unless
Unless. she's a, no- Surely not?
Oh PLEASE, NO dear GOD
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
That's what they WOULD say BEFORE you COULD say: operator, being attacked by a Shaman, with a knife. She said that she doesn't do magic- even: FLYING a bluesky.
She said she wasn't a shaman- suspicious..
Why would someone say that.. unless
Unless. she's a, no- Surely not?
Oh PLEASE, NO dear GOD
She said she wasn't a shaman- suspicious..
Why would someone say that.. unless
Unless. she's a, no- Surely not?
Oh PLEASE, NO dear GOD
Yeah you weren't supposed to understand that on purpose, if you did then FU-
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Yeah you weren't supposed to understand that on purpose, if you did then FU-
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
HEY. JUST BECAUSE I'M A JUNKIE DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THIS.
Oh shi- forgot I was clean for a minute, good thing I didn't find my best tweet, I was about to pin it.
Oh shi- forgot I was clean for a minute, good thing I didn't find my best tweet, I was about to pin it.
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
HEY. JUST BECAUSE I'M A JUNKIE DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THIS.
Oh shi- forgot I was clean for a minute, good thing I didn't find my best tweet, I was about to pin it.
Oh shi- forgot I was clean for a minute, good thing I didn't find my best tweet, I was about to pin it.
Don't threaten me with incantations and magic, I've been to cape town- Air-BnB'd round the planet.
That's where the Shaman, did he tell me.
"Be careful of Stefanie, magically. I've seen her shout NO in German and seven ate nein- it was savage".
Yeah we should probably vanish-
math? = 100% Magic.
That's where the Shaman, did he tell me.
"Be careful of Stefanie, magically. I've seen her shout NO in German and seven ate nein- it was savage".
Yeah we should probably vanish-
math? = 100% Magic.
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Don't threaten me with incantations and magic, I've been to cape town- Air-BnB'd round the planet.
That's where the Shaman, did he tell me.
"Be careful of Stefanie, magically. I've seen her shout NO in German and seven ate nein- it was savage".
Yeah we should probably vanish-
math? = 100% Magic.
That's where the Shaman, did he tell me.
"Be careful of Stefanie, magically. I've seen her shout NO in German and seven ate nein- it was savage".
Yeah we should probably vanish-
math? = 100% Magic.
Ahhhh I'm sorry, that's how I write I can't stop it. But I never- EVER expect a response-quick,
OR more importantly: ever
Just the fact that you read it at all makes me feel better.
But It's not JUST about me; gets ready, ready for the cheese-
We. Are. All. In. This. Toge- HEY THAT'S MY SWEATER!!
OR more importantly: ever
Just the fact that you read it at all makes me feel better.
But It's not JUST about me; gets ready, ready for the cheese-
We. Are. All. In. This. Toge- HEY THAT'S MY SWEATER!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ahhhh I'm sorry, that's how I write I can't stop it. But I never- EVER expect a response-quick,
OR more importantly: ever
Just the fact that you read it at all makes me feel better.
But It's not JUST about me; gets ready, ready for the cheese-
We. Are. All. In. This. Toge- HEY THAT'S MY SWEATER!!
OR more importantly: ever
Just the fact that you read it at all makes me feel better.
But It's not JUST about me; gets ready, ready for the cheese-
We. Are. All. In. This. Toge- HEY THAT'S MY SWEATER!!
I was just teasing you for being Germanic, even though that's the ultimate compliment because that's the root of my language, if it weren't for German, would there be English?
I doubt it. Still, I'm gonna pretend it's all mine, weaponize and radicalize it.
Oh sh- just seen her: cannibal eyes lit.
I doubt it. Still, I'm gonna pretend it's all mine, weaponize and radicalize it.
Oh sh- just seen her: cannibal eyes lit.
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I was just teasing you for being Germanic, even though that's the ultimate compliment because that's the root of my language, if it weren't for German, would there be English?
I doubt it. Still, I'm gonna pretend it's all mine, weaponize and radicalize it.
Oh sh- just seen her: cannibal eyes lit.
I doubt it. Still, I'm gonna pretend it's all mine, weaponize and radicalize it.
Oh sh- just seen her: cannibal eyes lit.
Was that way too soon or was was it too culturally awkward?
How can I not tread on flowers in a delicate orchard?!
Nah.. actually- I,
By now she can't NOT know I'm a delicate portrait who, from my brain- I've been very much orphaned.
How can I not tread on flowers in a delicate orchard?!
Nah.. actually- I,
By now she can't NOT know I'm a delicate portrait who, from my brain- I've been very much orphaned.
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Was that way too soon or was was it too culturally awkward?
How can I not tread on flowers in a delicate orchard?!
Nah.. actually- I,
By now she can't NOT know I'm a delicate portrait who, from my brain- I've been very much orphaned.
How can I not tread on flowers in a delicate orchard?!
Nah.. actually- I,
By now she can't NOT know I'm a delicate portrait who, from my brain- I've been very much orphaned.
I literally cannot tell you how overjoyed that makes me.
I literally cannot tell you how overj- OI, THAT: CLEAN!
Sorry, I was talking to the help, gosh they're ethnic-
but it helps.
The only person who'll work harder, is me trying to out-write Stefanie- despite her Germanic, maniacal laughter.
I literally cannot tell you how overj- OI, THAT: CLEAN!
Sorry, I was talking to the help, gosh they're ethnic-
but it helps.
The only person who'll work harder, is me trying to out-write Stefanie- despite her Germanic, maniacal laughter.
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I literally cannot tell you how overjoyed that makes me.
I literally cannot tell you how overj- OI, THAT: CLEAN!
Sorry, I was talking to the help, gosh they're ethnic-
but it helps.
The only person who'll work harder, is me trying to out-write Stefanie- despite her Germanic, maniacal laughter.
I literally cannot tell you how overj- OI, THAT: CLEAN!
Sorry, I was talking to the help, gosh they're ethnic-
but it helps.
The only person who'll work harder, is me trying to out-write Stefanie- despite her Germanic, maniacal laughter.
Thank you so much for helping me with getting accustomed to the climate on BlueSky, don't worry the post I'm linking isn't me taking anything the wrong way, it's just to say thanks as I've only just got here and you've been greater than day.
bsky.app/profile/digi...
bsky.app/profile/digi...
A real gem followed me today.
I was like a manic bull in a china shop, yet she- forgave.
I risked it all over one risky joke,
Just like at school: I caved in- smoked.
Yet this interaction didn't end up like Twitter,
No blood spilled, just a friend, not bitter.
and to boot; a writer = winner!
I was like a manic bull in a china shop, yet she- forgave.
I risked it all over one risky joke,
Just like at school: I caved in- smoked.
Yet this interaction didn't end up like Twitter,
No blood spilled, just a friend, not bitter.
and to boot; a writer = winner!
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Thank you so much for helping me with getting accustomed to the climate on BlueSky, don't worry the post I'm linking isn't me taking anything the wrong way, it's just to say thanks as I've only just got here and you've been greater than day.
bsky.app/profile/digi...
bsky.app/profile/digi...
;D I came back to it from my notifications and was like what in tarnation how has this not had this celebration?!
Better be QUICK the train is leaving the station!
A lot of thought went into that and this situation,
Of that you can trust, unless this IS a simulation-
In which case: assimilation.
Better be QUICK the train is leaving the station!
A lot of thought went into that and this situation,
Of that you can trust, unless this IS a simulation-
In which case: assimilation.
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
;D I came back to it from my notifications and was like what in tarnation how has this not had this celebration?!
Better be QUICK the train is leaving the station!
A lot of thought went into that and this situation,
Of that you can trust, unless this IS a simulation-
In which case: assimilation.
Better be QUICK the train is leaving the station!
A lot of thought went into that and this situation,
Of that you can trust, unless this IS a simulation-
In which case: assimilation.
Every look! Look over there!
She didn't delete her typo, I told she's to fear!
QUICK, get the tar and oil,
Before her work consumes us all-
and our spoiled spoils spoil.
She didn't delete her typo, I told she's to fear!
QUICK, get the tar and oil,
Before her work consumes us all-
and our spoiled spoils spoil.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Every look! Look over there!
She didn't delete her typo, I told she's to fear!
QUICK, get the tar and oil,
Before her work consumes us all-
and our spoiled spoils spoil.
She didn't delete her typo, I told she's to fear!
QUICK, get the tar and oil,
Before her work consumes us all-
and our spoiled spoils spoil.