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Before Trump saved TikTok, TikTok saved Trump. From Jeff Yass’s Wikipedia entry:
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What's up?
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Every time I open this app I think “I don’t remember posting that”
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center.

Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Now that I’m an American citizen (did I mention I became an American citizen yesterday?), I get to say things like “Fuck ICE” and “I have serious reservations about the validity of the 2024 election results”
August 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Got double vaxed yesterday and now when I close my eyes I see this
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sky over Manhattan looks so beautiful right now on this live cam
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I want to complain about how much I just spent on groceries but I’m worried it will seem like bragging. But I’m not bragging. It was a lot but it was also more than I can afford
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If the plot isn’t a behind-the-scenes documentary about the making of Gremlins 2 where the gremlins get loose on set then I’m not interested
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Very very tempted to do a Top 20 but for now will just say this
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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gobi gorgo home. gobi gorgo safe now
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Unfortunate news out of Washington DC: Donald Trump gave himself a double dose of The Substance, causing him to emerge from his skin as a huge mass of flesh, teeth, and hair, with no ability to think beyond aggression and venality. And all this happened 20 years ago
August 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Now that I’m an American citizen (did I mention I became an American citizen yesterday?), I get to say things like “Fuck ICE” and “I have serious reservations about the validity of the 2024 election results”
August 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Only one? Probably for censuring people who say “mediums” when they mean “media,” which is pretty much always
What would your pedantry bot be, friends?
I'm trying to think of what sort of pedantry account I'd run if i got into that game
August 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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i have little doubt that this is *actually* what Trump sees in his head, the AI sloppinator is acting like a science fiction device that just projects it outward without much information loss
July 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
July 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why are New Yorkers constitutionally incapable of electing an even semi-tolerable mayor? Is it masochism or what?
More than 40 percent of New York City mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo’s top endorsements by elected officials have come from people who publicly condemned him four years ago, a POLITICO review found.
Former critics who once demanded Cuomo resign are now endorsing him
A POLITICO review of Cuomo’s touted endorsers found that few of them stood by him in 2021.
www.politico.com
June 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Life hack: Got some food packaging in your hands and you don’t feel like carrying it around until you find a trash bin? Just throw it on the ground!
June 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Did you really think the good times would last forever? Have you no conception of history?
Target's bold "Pride" collection this year features a colorless hoodie with the words "Out Loud & Proud" written teeny tiny only the string.
May 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Swiping through the new gay bar in town’s one million Instagram posts I realized there’s not a single clean-shaven gay man in the county. Total twink obliteration
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This can’t be the same guy who got brain worms—
RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
www.vanityfair.com
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Never trust anyone over 30
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM