Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Announcer: Time again for everyone's favorite game show,
Audience
WHO'S
PAYING
TRUMP!
Audience
WHO'S
PAYING
TRUMP!
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Announcer: Time again for everyone's favorite game show,
Audience
WHO'S
PAYING
TRUMP!
Audience
WHO'S
PAYING
TRUMP!
I figure if sober you don’t like stoned you’s vibe then maybe switch to a different blend or something. Stoned me is kickass.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I figure if sober you don’t like stoned you’s vibe then maybe switch to a different blend or something. Stoned me is kickass.
How many men (because its almost certainly all men) paid real money to find out if their poop is somehow healthy? Good firmness and girth? Tech people are so fucking dumb
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How many men (because its almost certainly all men) paid real money to find out if their poop is somehow healthy? Good firmness and girth? Tech people are so fucking dumb
If it wasnt for the mullet he’d be in a C.S. Lewis book and everyone would call him “mister whimsy”
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If it wasnt for the mullet he’d be in a C.S. Lewis book and everyone would call him “mister whimsy”
A question i have never thought to ask in all my years: Why did he have that giant bat?
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A question i have never thought to ask in all my years: Why did he have that giant bat?
If your last name is grumley, you shouldn’t give your kid a hobbit-ass first name. It’s a hat on a hat
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If your last name is grumley, you shouldn’t give your kid a hobbit-ass first name. It’s a hat on a hat
That playlist is wall to wall drake plus that one gary glitter song
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That playlist is wall to wall drake plus that one gary glitter song
I don’t know how our under what circumstances i’ll use this, but i’m gonna
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don’t know how our under what circumstances i’ll use this, but i’m gonna
Needless to say
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Needless to say
Strong floor, no ceiling, plenty of spf 40 to people who deserve it
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling, plenty of spf 40 to people who deserve it
Also the coat of someone who shoplifted the entire bangle jewelry section of a Claire’s
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Also the coat of someone who shoplifted the entire bangle jewelry section of a Claire’s
I read this as a verse of “we didn’t start the fire.” It does not scan very well
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I read this as a verse of “we didn’t start the fire.” It does not scan very well
It's gonna be so sweet to have a meal and not obsess about the negative consequences that I've made up entirely in my mind.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It's gonna be so sweet to have a meal and not obsess about the negative consequences that I've made up entirely in my mind.
I'll stop doing that to myself any day now, I'm sure.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'll stop doing that to myself any day now, I'm sure.
Oh, you mean the macaroni and ch?
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh, you mean the macaroni and ch?