Dildo "Fazolis" Malone
@dildomalone420.bsky.social
Growing my brand. I love busch beer big boobs and fazolis
WHOS TRYIN TO GO JACKOFF AND LISTEN TO SKME LATIN TAL BACHMAN
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
WHOS TRYIN TO GO JACKOFF AND LISTEN TO SKME LATIN TAL BACHMAN
Love to prank my son by getting our friends to get him Christmas gifts
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Love to prank my son by getting our friends to get him Christmas gifts
I feel like government watched starship troopers and it went over their head
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I feel like government watched starship troopers and it went over their head
Charlie Kirk wife looks like a grown up kid from village of the damned
December 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Charlie Kirk wife looks like a grown up kid from village of the damned
Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream last night and spoke to me in autotune
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream last night and spoke to me in autotune
The respect the blue line crowd sure likes to try and do the cops jobs and awful lot
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The respect the blue line crowd sure likes to try and do the cops jobs and awful lot
Feel cold fan member me
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Feel cold fan member me
Anyone want to go see gwar on April fools to see them hopefully feed donald trump to a dinosaur named gorgor
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyone want to go see gwar on April fools to see them hopefully feed donald trump to a dinosaur named gorgor
Eagerly waiting for my sleeper cell phrase to be uttered
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Eagerly waiting for my sleeper cell phrase to be uttered
Sometimes I think maybe i should just be the one
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sometimes I think maybe i should just be the one
Whenever im on a train of any sort I always force myself to see Chong Li shaking his head in the window at me
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Whenever im on a train of any sort I always force myself to see Chong Li shaking his head in the window at me
Jelly roll was let out of prison early to make shitty music and ensure the 20 something male demographic continued down the path of stupidity
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Jelly roll was let out of prison early to make shitty music and ensure the 20 something male demographic continued down the path of stupidity
Trump is so dumb, if he asked me for my social media posts I'll just go private except the ones exposing the deep state taking my fazolis
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trump is so dumb, if he asked me for my social media posts I'll just go private except the ones exposing the deep state taking my fazolis
The right has called in Kyle Rittenhouse, copy?
I repeat. The right has called in Kyle Rittenhouse over
I repeat. The right has called in Kyle Rittenhouse over
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The right has called in Kyle Rittenhouse, copy?
I repeat. The right has called in Kyle Rittenhouse over
I repeat. The right has called in Kyle Rittenhouse over
Trump needs a Vietnam to strengthen his presidency, might as well be Venezuela
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Trump needs a Vietnam to strengthen his presidency, might as well be Venezuela
I want more cameras pointed at the other people in the room when Whitehouse daddy starts going off on rants and stupid tangents. I want to see how many people in the room just stare blankly ahead because he's a moron
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I want more cameras pointed at the other people in the room when Whitehouse daddy starts going off on rants and stupid tangents. I want to see how many people in the room just stare blankly ahead because he's a moron
I am a podcast abolitionist
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am a podcast abolitionist
There's no better feeling than having a steamer knocking on your brown door and then finally getting to sit down and plop it out
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There's no better feeling than having a steamer knocking on your brown door and then finally getting to sit down and plop it out
If I have a 'bit' its when I find people talking about Elian Gonzalez and chime in calling him Danny Almonte and bring up him throwing a no hitter in the little league world series before they deported him to cuba
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If I have a 'bit' its when I find people talking about Elian Gonzalez and chime in calling him Danny Almonte and bring up him throwing a no hitter in the little league world series before they deported him to cuba
Grabbing my scrotum and pushing my balls down so I can spin them around and hit the TV tray to feel something again after my wife took my son for the week
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Grabbing my scrotum and pushing my balls down so I can spin them around and hit the TV tray to feel something again after my wife took my son for the week
Every day a new barstool sports idiot appears and lessens my faith in humanity.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Every day a new barstool sports idiot appears and lessens my faith in humanity.
Had to describe one of my uncles as "someone who gets easily fooled by AI and uploads pictures of phone screenshots on facebook"
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Had to describe one of my uncles as "someone who gets easily fooled by AI and uploads pictures of phone screenshots on facebook"
Honestly kind of angry there's a bunch of 20 year old twinks running 'round on the net making fat cash just naming sports people on podcasts
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Honestly kind of angry there's a bunch of 20 year old twinks running 'round on the net making fat cash just naming sports people on podcasts
They should let running backs carry a knife for 1 play a game but no one knows when they're carrying it for top excitement. @nfl
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They should let running backs carry a knife for 1 play a game but no one knows when they're carrying it for top excitement. @nfl