Dillon from the PNW
@dillonflynn.bsky.social
Raising a kid and playing video games after she falls asleep
someday i’m going to break all of the SCPs out of horny jail and usher in the goonpocalypse
December 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
someday i’m going to break all of the SCPs out of horny jail and usher in the goonpocalypse
queefs are more analogous to breaths than farts
December 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
queefs are more analogous to breaths than farts
not getting into details but I’m minutes away from pulling a luigi mangione wish me luck
December 11, 2024 at 8:10 PM
not getting into details but I’m minutes away from pulling a luigi mangione wish me luck
have so far not seen one funny post or cool person on Bluesky, it’s 100% “oh jeez I ran into my old boss in the grocery store MEGA AWKWERRRRD” with 2000 likes
December 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
have so far not seen one funny post or cool person on Bluesky, it’s 100% “oh jeez I ran into my old boss in the grocery store MEGA AWKWERRRRD” with 2000 likes
Sorry to disturb your scrolling. We don’t know each other, but I pray that there aren’t any major parking lot acquisitions in your area and you don’t have to sign up for / download any new parking apps in the next 3 years
December 6, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Sorry to disturb your scrolling. We don’t know each other, but I pray that there aren’t any major parking lot acquisitions in your area and you don’t have to sign up for / download any new parking apps in the next 3 years
I hope she knows she doesn’t have to “Talk Tuah” an SEC investigator without her attorney present
December 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I hope she knows she doesn’t have to “Talk Tuah” an SEC investigator without her attorney present
my fav records of the year
December 5, 2024 at 10:14 PM
my fav records of the year
Oh cool I got a rebate on mine
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Oh cool I got a rebate on mine
Just touched down in Seoul, bought tickets on a whim cuz I overheard on MSNBC there’s some kind of Marshmallow here. anybody know how to get to parliament from Incheon International Airport?
December 4, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Just touched down in Seoul, bought tickets on a whim cuz I overheard on MSNBC there’s some kind of Marshmallow here. anybody know how to get to parliament from Incheon International Airport?
Not that you need any ILLUMINATION from me, but the way this man sent his MINIONS to intimidate victims, the way his predatory behavior GRU over the years was just BANANAS. His was an especially DESPICABLE METOO
Harvey Weinstein has been readmitted to a New York City hospital after an "alarming blood test result," his lawyer told Forbes Monday, one week after he sued the city for failing to provide adequate medical care, including for a leukemia diagnosis, while at Rikers Island.
Harvey Weinstein Readmitted To NYC Hospital, Lawyer Says
Harvey Weinstein, 72, has been rehospitalized after his representative confirmed he was diagnosed with leukemia.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Not that you need any ILLUMINATION from me, but the way this man sent his MINIONS to intimidate victims, the way his predatory behavior GRU over the years was just BANANAS. His was an especially DESPICABLE METOO
Did anybody else Google “Cynthia Erivo Bell’s Palsy” when they got home from wicked
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Did anybody else Google “Cynthia Erivo Bell’s Palsy” when they got home from wicked
I’m getting the stake gambling watermark tattooed on my penis and the community note tattooed on my balls
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I’m getting the stake gambling watermark tattooed on my penis and the community note tattooed on my balls
Celebrating the day by watching Clerks, aka White Friday
November 29, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Celebrating the day by watching Clerks, aka White Friday
How are we holding up thanks givers? Anybody getting any cousin pussy this year?
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
How are we holding up thanks givers? Anybody getting any cousin pussy this year?
They gotta put those two fuckin freaks from wicked in more movies together, I’m not ready for these interview clips to dry up. They can be the female version of Lemmon and Matthau except you just make the movies to force them to do junket
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
They gotta put those two fuckin freaks from wicked in more movies together, I’m not ready for these interview clips to dry up. They can be the female version of Lemmon and Matthau except you just make the movies to force them to do junket
Spoilers for Wicked (2024)
November 25, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Spoilers for Wicked (2024)
Wicked is just RRR for girls and gays
November 24, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Wicked is just RRR for girls and gays
If I only could
I have a real big jaw
An upsetting bruise on my face, yes
Be rolling down that hill
I have a real big jaw
An upsetting bruise on my face, yes
Be rolling down that hill
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
If I only could
I have a real big jaw
An upsetting bruise on my face, yes
Be rolling down that hill
I have a real big jaw
An upsetting bruise on my face, yes
Be rolling down that hill
All of you people insisting that crema is better than sour cream should consider the wrinkle that I don’t know where that is in the Safeway
November 20, 2024 at 5:25 AM
All of you people insisting that crema is better than sour cream should consider the wrinkle that I don’t know where that is in the Safeway
No segment of any season is more disrespected than the end of summer. It isn’t fall until 19 days, but tell that to Bath and Body Works. Tell that to Trader Joe’s. Tell that to the sweater girls, layering up on September 1st and suffering from heat stroke.
September 3, 2024 at 3:08 PM
No segment of any season is more disrespected than the end of summer. It isn’t fall until 19 days, but tell that to Bath and Body Works. Tell that to Trader Joe’s. Tell that to the sweater girls, layering up on September 1st and suffering from heat stroke.
your tiny canon has blown me into one (1) smithereen
September 1, 2024 at 2:46 PM
your tiny canon has blown me into one (1) smithereen
When Marge calls him “Homie” I’m sorry that’s appropriation
August 30, 2024 at 8:05 PM
When Marge calls him “Homie” I’m sorry that’s appropriation
Here comes the cum
Doo doo doo doo
Here comes the cum
I say
It’s all white
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🥁
Doo doo doo doo
Here comes the cum
I say
It’s all white
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🥁
October 12, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Here comes the cum
Doo doo doo doo
Here comes the cum
I say
It’s all white
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🥁
Doo doo doo doo
Here comes the cum
I say
It’s all white
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🥁