tristram hand shandy
@dimestorewatch.bsky.social
naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd, gay villain, tech-adjacent tech pessimist, pensive dog smoking a cigarette. she/her
can't afford a vowel
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
can't afford a vowel
sending this to @dropout.tv offices immediately
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
sending this to @dropout.tv offices immediately
mine's a couple years younger and still only has VGA out, i think it's just weird. but did make me feel vindicated for not throwing out Old Cables so worth it imo. congrats on your handsome baby
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
mine's a couple years younger and still only has VGA out, i think it's just weird. but did make me feel vindicated for not throwing out Old Cables so worth it imo. congrats on your handsome baby
that's my friend the worm!
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
that's my friend the worm!
i agree tiny front big back goes hard, but front print tshirt and back print hoodie is arguably naarm culture as we must always be prepared to Layer while displaying our affinity for local artists
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i agree tiny front big back goes hard, but front print tshirt and back print hoodie is arguably naarm culture as we must always be prepared to Layer while displaying our affinity for local artists
personally I enjoy print on front, but only because I am almost always wearing some kind of Top Layer that obscures print on back. this is also why I cut a lot of necklines out and wear shit back to front
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
personally I enjoy print on front, but only because I am almost always wearing some kind of Top Layer that obscures print on back. this is also why I cut a lot of necklines out and wear shit back to front
(this would also be an enjoyable tshirt or similar)
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(this would also be an enjoyable tshirt or similar)
i also like how the square is holding him up in the corner, it adds a cute sense of fragility to the tough shapes
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i also like how the square is holding him up in the corner, it adds a cute sense of fragility to the tough shapes
I will always support a friendly worm guy
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I will always support a friendly worm guy
i like the super geometrically complex ones a lot but if you want to start with something simpler these colours are dope (plus good shapes)
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i like the super geometrically complex ones a lot but if you want to start with something simpler these colours are dope (plus good shapes)
very sorry grass 💕💕💕
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
very sorry grass 💕💕💕
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'iiarlh wgah-nagl fhtagn
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'iiarlh wgah-nagl fhtagn
damn that k's choice pull just flashed me back so hard that I tasted marlboro reds
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
damn that k's choice pull just flashed me back so hard that I tasted marlboro reds
my faves are the Alien Notions you see scattered around the edges of those scammy AI-generated embroidery hoops. Uncanny Bobbins
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
my faves are the Alien Notions you see scattered around the edges of those scammy AI-generated embroidery hoops. Uncanny Bobbins
this is one of those things that would be funny if it was an AI image generation mistake, but is funnier because it's not 😁
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
this is one of those things that would be funny if it was an AI image generation mistake, but is funnier because it's not 😁
if i buy The Worm my heist was successful
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
if i buy The Worm my heist was successful
gonna rob a bank so I can acquire Good Shapes
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
gonna rob a bank so I can acquire Good Shapes
this whips ty
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this whips ty
this image is vibrating with your love for this cat, it is excellent
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
this image is vibrating with your love for this cat, it is excellent
i just knocked off work in australia and there's still baseball. it's about to be a night game in the antipodean time zone
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i just knocked off work in australia and there's still baseball. it's about to be a night game in the antipodean time zone
[bowie voice] the green beanie
October 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
[bowie voice] the green beanie
this site has the juice
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
this site has the juice