I just saw a granny almost hail the evil mustache man in a McDonald's today and honestly I'm more surprised how quickly she shut up at the sight of bourbon than anything else.

Thinking about how corn dogs are just foreskined hot dogs and hot dogs are just American

Damn I fucking love working on the roof with idiots when they literally can't bother you. It's like watching TV but everyone below you would be richer than Bill Gates if stupidity was currency.