Dimitri
dimitrilizard.bsky.social
Dimitri
@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
I miss when social media was about people, not content.

Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."
Simple: water balloon fight in the quad!
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It has been a rough week, but thank you for making it a bit better with your lovely endowment. :)
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yarr, there be ways to see it without supporting the mouse, if ye catch me drift.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Raccoon puns are raccoon content. The world needs more raccoon content (and more raccoons.) And you are a fine, and fun, purveyor of such content.

The raccoon math does not lie: not only should you not feel obligated to hold back, you make the world better when you don't.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
*per post
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That confident over-the-shoulder look that you draw is fantastic. :)
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And four dollars!
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fast forward through discovering the fandom to my first con, and I handed an artist, @likeshine.bsky.social, a blurry print of that with "duhhh, something like this." She drew something better than I could've imagined, and here I am.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Providing context is against the rules of social media, unfortunately.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Context, for anyone else who hadn't heard of this thing. arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
Steam Deck minus the screen: Valve announces new Steam Machine, Controller hardware
SteamOS-powered cube for your TV targets early 2026 launch, no pricing details.
arstechnica.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A screenshot for the record.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No disrespect to her elegant demolition, but that's easy to do to someone whose skin is thinner than wet tissue paper. :)
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
He should've spent $44 billion on some thicker skin.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
He's Phony Stark. And I bet that nickname gets under his skin too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
He has so many classics, but for some reason that one came to mind. :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Did you try stacking stools?
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Let's Game It Out would approve. :)
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm seriously considering it!
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM