Dim Whitman
@dimwhitman.bsky.social
Perhaps there was some reason that he had to eat buffalo
“As you can see, Allen was stopped for a couple seconds there in that replay,”
-after the slo-mo replay
-after the slo-mo replay
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
“As you can see, Allen was stopped for a couple seconds there in that replay,”
-after the slo-mo replay
-after the slo-mo replay
I swear I’m hearing things in halftime show talking about a “great strip of the ball”. Like, no, he threw the ball down to no man’s land
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I swear I’m hearing things in halftime show talking about a “great strip of the ball”. Like, no, he threw the ball down to no man’s land
Even funnier when people stand right in front of him, ask him a question about something someone said that he doesn’t want to talk about, he’ll say he didn’t hear it or act confused. But, point out he protects pedophiles—LOOK OUT!
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Even funnier when people stand right in front of him, ask him a question about something someone said that he doesn’t want to talk about, he’ll say he didn’t hear it or act confused. But, point out he protects pedophiles—LOOK OUT!
There’s giving no answers through deflection, and then there’s whatever this was
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
There’s giving no answers through deflection, and then there’s whatever this was
Dont forget about this ongoing bit from Politico
www.politico.com/story/2009/1...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
www.politico.com/story/2009/1...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
What's with all the @#%! language?
Sure, the White House is profane, but the ***media keep quoting them.
www.politico.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Dont forget about this ongoing bit from Politico
www.politico.com/story/2009/1...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
www.politico.com/story/2009/1...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
I read that post a couple days ago and shook my head. Supreme Court shrugging off more each time they’re asked, a Congress too cowardly to do anything, thugs with no laws killing civilians, and midterms coming up…fan-fucking-tastic time to say, “He’s not quite to the level people say he’s at.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I read that post a couple days ago and shook my head. Supreme Court shrugging off more each time they’re asked, a Congress too cowardly to do anything, thugs with no laws killing civilians, and midterms coming up…fan-fucking-tastic time to say, “He’s not quite to the level people say he’s at.”
Haha. You either die a babyface, or live just long enough to be ripped in half by saving the heel—or however it goes
January 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Haha. You either die a babyface, or live just long enough to be ripped in half by saving the heel—or however it goes
The Trump Administration’s entire [insert literally anything] operation is a disaster.
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The Trump Administration’s entire [insert literally anything] operation is a disaster.
Too long of a follow while being stared at makes it look like just laziness not to slide one step to the left and go behind the barricade to avoid it
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Too long of a follow while being stared at makes it look like just laziness not to slide one step to the left and go behind the barricade to avoid it
MAGA 2016: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: no he doesn’t
MAGA 2020: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: no, he still doesn’t
MAGA 2024: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Seriously?
MAGA 2026: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Clearly not worth the effort to talk to you rationally
Everyone: no he doesn’t
MAGA 2020: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: no, he still doesn’t
MAGA 2024: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Seriously?
MAGA 2026: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Clearly not worth the effort to talk to you rationally
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
MAGA 2016: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: no he doesn’t
MAGA 2020: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: no, he still doesn’t
MAGA 2024: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Seriously?
MAGA 2026: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Clearly not worth the effort to talk to you rationally
Everyone: no he doesn’t
MAGA 2020: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: no, he still doesn’t
MAGA 2024: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Seriously?
MAGA 2026: He speaks truth, lib scum.
Everyone: Clearly not worth the effort to talk to you rationally
Rewatching previous seasons before I watch the last season. 3/4 thru 3. Kind of confirmed what I thought the first time I watched in the side characters are generally far more interesting than Eleven’s story and each new season feels somehow lacking. I don’t dislike the show, just doesn’t grow a lot
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Rewatching previous seasons before I watch the last season. 3/4 thru 3. Kind of confirmed what I thought the first time I watched in the side characters are generally far more interesting than Eleven’s story and each new season feels somehow lacking. I don’t dislike the show, just doesn’t grow a lot
Why wait? A few files every 15 minutes. Make it so Grandpa Spray Tan doesn’t get any sleep unless he’s at a meeting.
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Why wait? A few files every 15 minutes. Make it so Grandpa Spray Tan doesn’t get any sleep unless he’s at a meeting.
I’d ask if we can get that here in the States. But seeing as how our president, and his cronies, are for sale…never mind
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I’d ask if we can get that here in the States. But seeing as how our president, and his cronies, are for sale…never mind
“Dear Leader can see through his eyelids to keep his enemies off guard”
a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
Alt: a woman in a pink kimono with the letter l on her chest
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“Dear Leader can see through his eyelids to keep his enemies off guard”
Leave it to one virus to send another virus
a man wearing headphones and red sunglasses sits in a stadium watching a game
Alt: Don “Cyrus the virus” Callis definitely thinking on how to scheme something
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Leave it to one virus to send another virus
Dumbass couldn’t run a lot of things correctly before he couldn’t run the White House correctly
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dumbass couldn’t run a lot of things correctly before he couldn’t run the White House correctly
Bert Kreischer is a comedian?
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Bert Kreischer is a comedian?
I…feel like I missed something. Is this about it as in it it? Like the beginning of brighter days ahead?
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I…feel like I missed something. Is this about it as in it it? Like the beginning of brighter days ahead?
‘The president shows dominance on both sides of the aisle’
-Fox News
-Fox News
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
‘The president shows dominance on both sides of the aisle’
-Fox News
-Fox News
The stations of the tent stained glass replacing that phony Jesus guy in church windows incoming
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The stations of the tent stained glass replacing that phony Jesus guy in church windows incoming
When you’re a company that only cares about creating “moments” sure that was a moment that happened
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When you’re a company that only cares about creating “moments” sure that was a moment that happened
Since MAGA thinks America is a war zone and constantly falling into decay, ICE should repurpose and redeploy as a rescue mission. They should show up at MAGA homes and pull them out and take them to safe countries where they can live peacefully, away from the horrible country they no longer love
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Since MAGA thinks America is a war zone and constantly falling into decay, ICE should repurpose and redeploy as a rescue mission. They should show up at MAGA homes and pull them out and take them to safe countries where they can live peacefully, away from the horrible country they no longer love