I wouldn't say Dallas has a GOP administration. We have a republican mayor, but our government is council-manager, so the City Manager actually runs the City. The mayor is just one vote of 15, and has some ceremonial duties, he doesn't run things. I'd say the bulk of the City Council is dem

Gwar is AMAZING. You should go.

I tried that. The squirrels just eat the cactuses, spikes and all.

As a society we're about 10 minutes away from going full Harrison Bergeron, so you might get your wish.

This is why a bottle popper always lives in my purse.

If you believe it Your Grace, then I do too. Onward! Into the breach...

Could you see if there's a little functional democracy left? In the pantry behind the chips maybe?