Ash
@dine0saur.bsky.social
Linguist🇪🇺. Politics enthusiast. #Rejoiner. Foodie.🍲 Baker🧁. Woman in tech.👩🏾💻 ❤️GBBO, Strictly, MCU, Eurovision, MasterChef, Come Dine with Me, Four in a Bed, Eastenders, Corrie❤️ All views my own–likes/RPs not necessarily endorsements.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🎶Does he tax cut,
He never tax cuts,
He does nothing,
Farage does nothing!🎶
He never tax cuts,
He does nothing,
Farage does nothing!🎶
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🎶Does he tax cut,
He never tax cuts,
He does nothing,
Farage does nothing!🎶
He never tax cuts,
He does nothing,
Farage does nothing!🎶
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Channel 4 is trying to break me, one random disappearing episode at a time🥲
September 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Channel 4 is trying to break me, one random disappearing episode at a time🥲
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
To the tune of When the Saints Go Marching In:
🎵Je vais manger,
Une crème brûlée,
Je vais manger, une, crème brûlée🎵
🎵Je vais manger,
Une crème brûlée,
Je vais manger, une, crème brûlée🎵
April 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
To the tune of When the Saints Go Marching In:
🎵Je vais manger,
Une crème brûlée,
Je vais manger, une, crème brûlée🎵
🎵Je vais manger,
Une crème brûlée,
Je vais manger, une, crème brûlée🎵
You know you've had a good Pancake Day when even the first-born pancake isn't a hot mess🥲
March 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You know you've had a good Pancake Day when even the first-born pancake isn't a hot mess🥲
Photo of last week's yogurt cake for context. Judge me if you like, but I *swear* this tin doesn't touch the sides of one drawer of my air fryer and if you've ever bought British angel cake (the pink, yellow and beige loaf) from the supermarket, that's the size we're working with here😄.
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Photo of last week's yogurt cake for context. Judge me if you like, but I *swear* this tin doesn't touch the sides of one drawer of my air fryer and if you've ever bought British angel cake (the pink, yellow and beige loaf) from the supermarket, that's the size we're working with here😄.
Fozia's press shot is giving incoming EastEnders matriarch. KWEEN.👸🏽 #TheTraitors
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fozia's press shot is giving incoming EastEnders matriarch. KWEEN.👸🏽 #TheTraitors
That and a very prim and proper Peruvian-British national treasure in a red hat with a particular fondness for marmalade muscling in on all the high-profile gigs and getting all the credit:
November 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
That and a very prim and proper Peruvian-British national treasure in a red hat with a particular fondness for marmalade muscling in on all the high-profile gigs and getting all the credit: