I had coincidentally just recommended your show to a colleague this morning. It’s one of the best pieces of stand up I’ve ever seen. You did a truly excellent job of getting the perfect balance of comedy and poignancy. Hats off to you.

The secret is to exclusively go to venues where there is a club night on afterwards. Pretty much guarantees a 10pm curfew.

See also LNER, who do something similar around chest height.

We took the car, so will mainly be sitting in traffic on the M25. Where are you off to?