I’ll buy a tshirt at the concert if you get chosen! I’ll also buy one if you don’t get chosen, but maybe @cheekface.bsky.social will say yes before reading the rest of my comment.

This is so solid! I read it out loud in my old timey prospector voice for extra authenticity

I’m the DM, and I absolutely love a little Kobold named Nurp who sells coffee and juice in the capital city. He doesn’t understand money, so he always undersells his wares. He’s too cute, though, so people always overpay anyway.