Biggie would shit on the sofa, the vets were petrified of him, he had two fights with a fox, lost the first one badly but recovered, the fox tried it again and Biggie fucked it up so bad it never came back. He was 18 when he passed
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Biggie would shit on the sofa, the vets were petrified of him, he had two fights with a fox, lost the first one badly but recovered, the fox tried it again and Biggie fucked it up so bad it never came back. He was 18 when he passed
Biggie went to sleep sleep about two months ago, miss the little prick so much.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Biggie went to sleep sleep about two months ago, miss the little prick so much.
“That’s not me and it’s shutdown, ring ring pussy it’s shutdown”
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“That’s not me and it’s shutdown, ring ring pussy it’s shutdown”
In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, amen.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, amen.
“Aaaand this is what I said!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Aaaand this is what I said!”
Got caught in the rain, soaked, now I’m wishing I had
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Got caught in the rain, soaked, now I’m wishing I had
Day 264 of not cutting my hair till Badenoch says something that resembles policy.
October 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Day 264 of not cutting my hair till Badenoch says something that resembles policy.
Gets hair cut short, more focused, sharper passing, third eye vision returns, lasts longer in bed. Basic science.
October 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Gets hair cut short, more focused, sharper passing, third eye vision returns, lasts longer in bed. Basic science.
Me to the subs warming up in front of us tonight.
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Me to the subs warming up in front of us tonight.
Your favourite vocal ad lib, typed out:
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Your favourite vocal ad lib, typed out:
Egg cup or cock ring?
September 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Egg cup or cock ring?
Farage is right, I’ve been eating local birds for years
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Farage is right, I’ve been eating local birds for years
Martin “Coffeeshop 36” Zubimendi as he’s known round these parts.
September 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Martin “Coffeeshop 36” Zubimendi as he’s known round these parts.
If only the UK govt knew who was flying the spy planes over Gaza from RAF Akrotiri and aiding the intentional targeting of civilians in real time for IDF. Hope Starmer likes shibari because that cunt will feel rope one day.
September 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
If only the UK govt knew who was flying the spy planes over Gaza from RAF Akrotiri and aiding the intentional targeting of civilians in real time for IDF. Hope Starmer likes shibari because that cunt will feel rope one day.
“Now we’re sharing the same dream”
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Now we’re sharing the same dream”