Lauren Chesnut
@dinolaurrexnut.bsky.social
Devoted dog mother. Weird aunt. USPS superfan. Soccer and puzzles. Minneapolis improv and sketch comedy. Single-handedly keeping St. Paul boring.
Saw a Cyber Truck parked outside the Patagonia store in St. Paul yesterday. We've hit Peak Whiteness everybody, time to pack it in!
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Saw a Cyber Truck parked outside the Patagonia store in St. Paul yesterday. We've hit Peak Whiteness everybody, time to pack it in!
It is -8F right now, so, like, I get it. But my dog peeing on the rug behind me (while I was awake and had offered to take her out many times) felt pointed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It is -8F right now, so, like, I get it. But my dog peeing on the rug behind me (while I was awake and had offered to take her out many times) felt pointed.
I know conservatives are really "concerned" with men transitioning so they can dominate women's sports, but what if the real trans menace is women transitioning so they can teach bros emotional literacy?
December 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I know conservatives are really "concerned" with men transitioning so they can dominate women's sports, but what if the real trans menace is women transitioning so they can teach bros emotional literacy?
The shoveling I have done and must continue to do
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The shoveling I have done and must continue to do
Really wish the "we live in a simulation" people and the "it's God's will" people would realize they are saying the same thing. Might be able to finally heal this country.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Really wish the "we live in a simulation" people and the "it's God's will" people would realize they are saying the same thing. Might be able to finally heal this country.
My grandparents died too early for me to appreciate them as people.
This frozen pizza in the oven will be mostly saved for later.
TIME
This frozen pizza in the oven will be mostly saved for later.
TIME
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My grandparents died too early for me to appreciate them as people.
This frozen pizza in the oven will be mostly saved for later.
TIME
This frozen pizza in the oven will be mostly saved for later.
TIME
Egg Bagel Sandwich
That's what I worship.
That's what I worship.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Egg Bagel Sandwich
That's what I worship.
That's what I worship.
I think more than anything else, I begrudge Disney Adults their lack of motion sickness. Obvi, on the rides, but managing my nightmare sinus congestion every day AND on airplane flights AND any ground travel beyond 30 minutes is basically 84% of my capacity to not vomit.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I think more than anything else, I begrudge Disney Adults their lack of motion sickness. Obvi, on the rides, but managing my nightmare sinus congestion every day AND on airplane flights AND any ground travel beyond 30 minutes is basically 84% of my capacity to not vomit.
Y'all ever have weeknight vodka and round out some vintage NCIS streaming with a microwave quesadilla and trivia quizzes?
Pretty, pretty good.
Pretty, pretty good.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Y'all ever have weeknight vodka and round out some vintage NCIS streaming with a microwave quesadilla and trivia quizzes?
Pretty, pretty good.
Pretty, pretty good.
Say what you will about Stephen Miller, but when WWII ended 80 years ago, who could've predicted America's Eichmann would--or even COULD--be a Jew.
It's called progress.
It's called progress.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Say what you will about Stephen Miller, but when WWII ended 80 years ago, who could've predicted America's Eichmann would--or even COULD--be a Jew.
It's called progress.
It's called progress.
Some Secretaries of Transportation are out here talking shit like we didn't watch them little bitch their way through "The Real World: Boston" when we were really too young to be doing so.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Some Secretaries of Transportation are out here talking shit like we didn't watch them little bitch their way through "The Real World: Boston" when we were really too young to be doing so.
Can't stop won't stop clicking through those Threads bait posts in IG and then immediately leaving the chat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Can't stop won't stop clicking through those Threads bait posts in IG and then immediately leaving the chat.
I don't know what I've done besides being a middle-aged woman to have the brand "Halara" try to sell me the ugliest, saddest pants of every genre: athleisure, elastic waist wide leg jeans, athleisure disguised as business wear, crushed velvet "fancy" holiday pants, and on and on
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don't know what I've done besides being a middle-aged woman to have the brand "Halara" try to sell me the ugliest, saddest pants of every genre: athleisure, elastic waist wide leg jeans, athleisure disguised as business wear, crushed velvet "fancy" holiday pants, and on and on
The pup went to bed with Isaac (rare that she stays with him if I am still up downstairs), but after about an hour or so, she came down and snuggled into my puzzle-side quilt. I love her
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The pup went to bed with Isaac (rare that she stays with him if I am still up downstairs), but after about an hour or so, she came down and snuggled into my puzzle-side quilt. I love her
Just saw what everybody is talking about, and DAMN, if I knew brain worms had that kind of game, I'd go back to trying to use a neti pot with tap water.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Just saw what everybody is talking about, and DAMN, if I knew brain worms had that kind of game, I'd go back to trying to use a neti pot with tap water.
It's important to both whisper AND yell to your partner daily about how much you love the dog.
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It's important to both whisper AND yell to your partner daily about how much you love the dog.
Sabrina Carpenter, who?
I just composed a perfect one-line song for my dog called, "Like a perfect precious angel, whose bathroom is outside."
I just composed a perfect one-line song for my dog called, "Like a perfect precious angel, whose bathroom is outside."
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sabrina Carpenter, who?
I just composed a perfect one-line song for my dog called, "Like a perfect precious angel, whose bathroom is outside."
I just composed a perfect one-line song for my dog called, "Like a perfect precious angel, whose bathroom is outside."
Isaac: Is Fievel a Zionist?
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Isaac: Is Fievel a Zionist?
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
What's going on with the psyches of those of us whose childhood home was finished in stages while we lived in it?
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What's going on with the psyches of those of us whose childhood home was finished in stages while we lived in it?
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
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Jeffrey Epstein Was a Warlord. We Have to Talk About It.
www.thenation.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's called Art.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's called Art.
Have you ever even TRIED being a woman in society?!!
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Have you ever even TRIED being a woman in society?!!
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
I will say, as someone who has been binge-watching NCIS late at night (usually but not always drunk), that I had to switch from Netflix to Paramount+ to stream seasons 6-11. And that reminds how fucking shit Paramount+ is.
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I will say, as someone who has been binge-watching NCIS late at night (usually but not always drunk), that I had to switch from Netflix to Paramount+ to stream seasons 6-11. And that reminds how fucking shit Paramount+ is.
What's fun about the release of more Epstein content is
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What's fun about the release of more Epstein content is