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Straight roller coaster of emotions this Champagne and Bullets is.
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Straight roller coaster of emotions this Champagne and Bullets is.
She wasn’t dead! Man plot twist
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 AM
She wasn’t dead! Man plot twist
I’m fairly certain we are watching the Dirk Diggler action movie that they made in Boogie Nights just with less sexy times. The acting, the fight scenes, the dialogue it screams porn script.
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I’m fairly certain we are watching the Dirk Diggler action movie that they made in Boogie Nights just with less sexy times. The acting, the fight scenes, the dialogue it screams porn script.
Cult leader offers his guest a drink and they don’t take the moment to say “got any (stares at camera) champagne?” Criminal.
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Cult leader offers his guest a drink and they don’t take the moment to say “got any (stares at camera) champagne?” Criminal.
Dude’s like a Walmart version of commando. He’s got a pretty cool tank top and I respect that he can fire an arrow without pulling back the bow.
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Dude’s like a Walmart version of commando. He’s got a pretty cool tank top and I respect that he can fire an arrow without pulling back the bow.
Champagne and Bullets is like if Her Majesty’s Secret Service was remade with an excop limo drive as James Bond
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Champagne and Bullets is like if Her Majesty’s Secret Service was remade with an excop limo drive as James Bond
Movie got really rape-y out of no where.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Movie got really rape-y out of no where.
They use the F out of that fireplace cut away. Did they pay for the b roll so the producer is demanding they use it?
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 AM
They use the F out of that fireplace cut away. Did they pay for the b roll so the producer is demanding they use it?
Gonna check IMDB for the ten worst strip tease scenes in a movie, this one has got to be on it.
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Gonna check IMDB for the ten worst strip tease scenes in a movie, this one has got to be on it.
Gonna check IMDB for the ten worst strip tease scenes in a movie, this one has got to be on it.
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Gonna check IMDB for the ten worst strip tease scenes in a movie, this one has got to be on it.
Both wearing white? Did they forget what happened before the engagement in the bath tub they sure didn’t save space for the Holy Spirit.
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Both wearing white? Did they forget what happened before the engagement in the bath tub they sure didn’t save space for the Holy Spirit.
The dude that’s getting all the action in Champagne and Bullets either wrote the movie or watched as the writer murdered a truck full of hobo’s and told him if he didn’t write what ended up being this excop limo driving sex machine he was going to go to the police.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 AM
The dude that’s getting all the action in Champagne and Bullets either wrote the movie or watched as the writer murdered a truck full of hobo’s and told him if he didn’t write what ended up being this excop limo driving sex machine he was going to go to the police.
This tub scene is shot like the SNL skit about that toilet you share with your lover.
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
This tub scene is shot like the SNL skit about that toilet you share with your lover.
Lady kisses like she’s John Coffe trying to suck the evil or disease out of a Tom Hanks green mile guard character.
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Lady kisses like she’s John Coffe trying to suck the evil or disease out of a Tom Hanks green mile guard character.
“Hero” that’s an Ex-cop turned singing limo driver and we got this movie?
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“Hero” that’s an Ex-cop turned singing limo driver and we got this movie?
That nun may be an actual nun that has no idea she is acting in a movie right now.
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
That nun may be an actual nun that has no idea she is acting in a movie right now.
What the what is this movie. There is no champagne and aside from the first two minutes very little bullets.
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 AM
What the what is this movie. There is no champagne and aside from the first two minutes very little bullets.
Rip that shirt off…you so showed him.
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Rip that shirt off…you so showed him.
This movie has got bangers on the soundtrack and Apple Music doesn’t offer it as a download. What are we doing with our world.
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This movie has got bangers on the soundtrack and Apple Music doesn’t offer it as a download. What are we doing with our world.
I love that this dude can’t not stare down his cue cards and let his head move as he changes lines. Quality.
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I love that this dude can’t not stare down his cue cards and let his head move as he changes lines. Quality.
Don’t be scared Suzy. You got a mid 50’s pasty, out of shape, old guy that can “protect” you.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Don’t be scared Suzy. You got a mid 50’s pasty, out of shape, old guy that can “protect” you.
Just going to leave that jump cut right in the middle of the movie. Probably th only error keeping this flick from Oscar consideration.
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Just going to leave that jump cut right in the middle of the movie. Probably th only error keeping this flick from Oscar consideration.
Awful Nice of the cult hostage to bite down on the gag to keep it in her mouth. Man this movie has it all.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Awful Nice of the cult hostage to bite down on the gag to keep it in her mouth. Man this movie has it all.