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Space is the clubhouse and oxygen is girls.
Can't believe Travis Kelce is my boss now.
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can't believe Travis Kelce is my boss now.
Jeffrey Epstein's best friends to him on his birthday: Ah, isn't it illustrious the mystique of grandeur as a child's wonder (wink wink), and to the elegance of where we find perils never incurred? Ha ha and so and such.
Me to my best friend on their birthday: Happy Birthday, Idiot.
Me to my best friend on their birthday: Happy Birthday, Idiot.
September 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Jeffrey Epstein's best friends to him on his birthday: Ah, isn't it illustrious the mystique of grandeur as a child's wonder (wink wink), and to the elegance of where we find perils never incurred? Ha ha and so and such.
Me to my best friend on their birthday: Happy Birthday, Idiot.
Me to my best friend on their birthday: Happy Birthday, Idiot.
If I were a lobster, I would simply go where there are not boats.
August 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If I were a lobster, I would simply go where there are not boats.
Walking into a random college apartment hosting a stack of red solos and one of these bad boys filled to the lip with maroon liquid and miscellaneous fruit chunks.
May 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Walking into a random college apartment hosting a stack of red solos and one of these bad boys filled to the lip with maroon liquid and miscellaneous fruit chunks.
Give me a full hour of Miss Eggy.
April 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Give me a full hour of Miss Eggy.
If they slipped in a few Thomas Crown Affair clips in the Oscars' James Bond tribute montage do you think anyone would notice?
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If they slipped in a few Thomas Crown Affair clips in the Oscars' James Bond tribute montage do you think anyone would notice?
Husband got the SNL50 360 cam stuff on YouTube uploaded to the VR headset so it's been nice knowing everyone but I don't exist in this realm of reality anymore.
a man is sitting on a swing wearing a virtual reality headset
ALT: a man is sitting on a swing wearing a virtual reality headset
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February 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Husband got the SNL50 360 cam stuff on YouTube uploaded to the VR headset so it's been nice knowing everyone but I don't exist in this realm of reality anymore.
Arcade Fire, David Byrne, and St. Vincent? Pretty insane that SNL did a billing specifically for me.
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Arcade Fire, David Byrne, and St. Vincent? Pretty insane that SNL did a billing specifically for me.
It happened...it finally happened. I didn't say sorry to someone for something that wasn't my fault.
January 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It happened...it finally happened. I didn't say sorry to someone for something that wasn't my fault.
A lot of people cool with fully revoking or revising the 14th and 22nd amendments definitely gave the impression the Constitution is untouchable when there was talk of revoking or revising the 2nd amendment.
January 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A lot of people cool with fully revoking or revising the 14th and 22nd amendments definitely gave the impression the Constitution is untouchable when there was talk of revoking or revising the 2nd amendment.
Had to get my cat a new collar for the first time in nearly a decade and he jingles differently now and I cannot overstate how much my entire world is off now.
January 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Had to get my cat a new collar for the first time in nearly a decade and he jingles differently now and I cannot overstate how much my entire world is off now.
Happy Drew Year!
January 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Happy Drew Year!
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Seeing other countries celebrate new years HOURS before us. This is why we are losing as a nation.
December 31, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Seeing other countries celebrate new years HOURS before us. This is why we are losing as a nation.
Millennials are so good at spotting AI images because Highlights magazine prepared us for this.
December 22, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Millennials are so good at spotting AI images because Highlights magazine prepared us for this.
FAFO is the least known Marx brother.
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
FAFO is the least known Marx brother.
Cat number 1 is obsessed with me. Cat number 2 is obsessed with my husband. My husband and I are both obsessed with cat number 3. Cat number 3 hates everyone. Love triangles like this could last us five seasons on a network.
November 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Cat number 1 is obsessed with me. Cat number 2 is obsessed with my husband. My husband and I are both obsessed with cat number 3. Cat number 3 hates everyone. Love triangles like this could last us five seasons on a network.
I'm very confused by the timeline of this series:
November 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I'm very confused by the timeline of this series:
This country hates women so much.
November 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
This country hates women so much.
So Jelly Roll is just Luke Combs + Post Malone?
September 29, 2024 at 4:14 AM
So Jelly Roll is just Luke Combs + Post Malone?
The Olympics: The most impressive display of athletic ability I've ever seen
The commentators: Sloppy, that's a three-tenths deduction
The commentators: Sloppy, that's a three-tenths deduction
August 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
The Olympics: The most impressive display of athletic ability I've ever seen
The commentators: Sloppy, that's a three-tenths deduction
The commentators: Sloppy, that's a three-tenths deduction
My peak millennial brain is hearing a snippet of the Smallville theme song and going, "ahh yes, Remy Zero!" but going full panic mode and getting lost as the GPS route is not updated for a closed road.
February 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
My peak millennial brain is hearing a snippet of the Smallville theme song and going, "ahh yes, Remy Zero!" but going full panic mode and getting lost as the GPS route is not updated for a closed road.
I can't go to buffets because I get the consoomies - I run around uncontrollably eating everything.
February 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I can't go to buffets because I get the consoomies - I run around uncontrollably eating everything.
Now I know why he was so set on red.
January 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Now I know why he was so set on red.
Burl Ives Matter
December 25, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Burl Ives Matter