maia
@dinulipattisbones.bsky.social
not a gossip, just a free consigner of information
they never warned you that you could go to the grocery store and buy whatever you want
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 AM
they never warned you that you could go to the grocery store and buy whatever you want
it may be finals week but i WILL be watching heated rivalry
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
it may be finals week but i WILL be watching heated rivalry
i’m not studying for finals
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i’m not studying for finals
making eye contact with randoms in the gym = micro dosing job interview anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
making eye contact with randoms in the gym = micro dosing job interview anxiety
people with pronoun pins on their backpacks are great because i get to speculate on their pronoun backstories when i walk behind them
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
people with pronoun pins on their backpacks are great because i get to speculate on their pronoun backstories when i walk behind them
why am i always digging myself out of the same three holes riddle me this
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
why am i always digging myself out of the same three holes riddle me this
arguing with my professors is a sport to me
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
arguing with my professors is a sport to me
life got so much better once i realized i could read fan fiction on the plane
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
life got so much better once i realized i could read fan fiction on the plane
everybody should send me money
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
everybody should send me money
haunted by what i should be doing (studying, probably)
enchanted by what i am (writing fanfiction, regrettably)
enchanted by what i am (writing fanfiction, regrettably)
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
haunted by what i should be doing (studying, probably)
enchanted by what i am (writing fanfiction, regrettably)
enchanted by what i am (writing fanfiction, regrettably)
bed rotting used to pay. bring back stigmatist mystics
September 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
bed rotting used to pay. bring back stigmatist mystics
do we have generational tweeters on bsky.social.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
do we have generational tweeters on bsky.social.com
had a seven hour lesbian first date. stereotypes do come true
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
had a seven hour lesbian first date. stereotypes do come true
desperation is purpose. bliss is bewilderment
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
desperation is purpose. bliss is bewilderment
can’t believe yaoi is cool now
can we bring cringe losers back please?
can we bring cringe losers back please?
September 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
can’t believe yaoi is cool now
can we bring cringe losers back please?
can we bring cringe losers back please?
i wish we still did ‘google search tweets’
here i’ll go first
girls kissing??!?
here i’ll go first
girls kissing??!?
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i wish we still did ‘google search tweets’
here i’ll go first
girls kissing??!?
here i’ll go first
girls kissing??!?
worst feeling is when you are really loving a video essay and then all of the comments point out how asinine it truly is
August 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
worst feeling is when you are really loving a video essay and then all of the comments point out how asinine it truly is
predator badlands has me stoked in a way only fanfiction put to screen can
August 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
predator badlands has me stoked in a way only fanfiction put to screen can
my mom and i got stranded in eastern oregon with no gas for 120 miles, so we filled our tank with unleaded gasoline at a truck stop, put high octane fluid in it, and proceeded to drive 460 more miles with a hope and a prayer
August 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
my mom and i got stranded in eastern oregon with no gas for 120 miles, so we filled our tank with unleaded gasoline at a truck stop, put high octane fluid in it, and proceeded to drive 460 more miles with a hope and a prayer
checking back into lesbian college soon… pray they don’t draft me for the masc shortage
August 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
checking back into lesbian college soon… pray they don’t draft me for the masc shortage
having a new nose piercing is like having an unexploded ordinance in your body
August 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
having a new nose piercing is like having an unexploded ordinance in your body
I really think I'd do great things on speed
August 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I really think I'd do great things on speed
this is insensitive to morning people. do better
how’s everybody doing tonight?
August 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this is insensitive to morning people. do better
i be chomping at the bit to post on linkedin
August 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i be chomping at the bit to post on linkedin
len this isn’t you…i know you’re better than this…please……..check yourself before you wreck…..yourself 😢😢
PLEASE WILL SOMEONE FIGHT ME PLEAAAASSSEEEE
August 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
len this isn’t you…i know you’re better than this…please……..check yourself before you wreck…..yourself 😢😢