"when I was 37 I briefly dated a 19 year old woman"
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"when I was 37 I briefly dated a 19 year old woman"
I am certainly hollerin, but yet to be seen as to whether or not I will be hootin
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I am certainly hollerin, but yet to be seen as to whether or not I will be hootin
A p5 of Xanax, 4 or 5 modelos, a joint, and some Indian food would fix me
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A p5 of Xanax, 4 or 5 modelos, a joint, and some Indian food would fix me
Me as an ex smoker when I smell someone absolutely chiefing a shmag
mickey mouse is flying through the air in a cartoon while wearing a straw hat .
ALT: mickey mouse is flying through the air in a cartoon while wearing a straw hat .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me as an ex smoker when I smell someone absolutely chiefing a shmag
I truly think my flower guy is in it for the love of the game because there is no way he makes money off $100 ounces of sun grown GAS delivered to my doorstep.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I truly think my flower guy is in it for the love of the game because there is no way he makes money off $100 ounces of sun grown GAS delivered to my doorstep.
People still smoke cigs (heaters, darts, bogeys) in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five?????
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
People still smoke cigs (heaters, darts, bogeys) in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five?????
I bet nary one person who reads this could name 5 Lotus songs
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I bet nary one person who reads this could name 5 Lotus songs
This man is the king of the Midwest
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This man is the king of the Midwest
TAB shows blow Phish shows out of the water these days.
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
TAB shows blow Phish shows out of the water these days.
Doomscrolling Venmo
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Doomscrolling Venmo
Noob Rail riding Phil and friends Warfield 99
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Noob Rail riding Phil and friends Warfield 99
Watch this piggy throw his elbows out lmao he was lookin for smoke
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watch this piggy throw his elbows out lmao he was lookin for smoke
These guys are out here every day and get tons of honks. Not something you’d think you’d see in Utah but I’ll take it!
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
These guys are out here every day and get tons of honks. Not something you’d think you’d see in Utah but I’ll take it!
Anyone ever successfully claw back the cost of a fridge of spoiled food and a repair bill from a power company that mistakenly cut power for 12 hours without warning?
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone ever successfully claw back the cost of a fridge of spoiled food and a repair bill from a power company that mistakenly cut power for 12 hours without warning?
I do think it’s kinda crazy that 3 future GOATS of their respective sports are all in our current timeline.
Ohtani
Wembanyana
McDavid
Ohtani
Wembanyana
McDavid
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I do think it’s kinda crazy that 3 future GOATS of their respective sports are all in our current timeline.
Ohtani
Wembanyana
McDavid
Ohtani
Wembanyana
McDavid
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HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
I am for one SHOCKED that an old man who wears suits to baseball games, lived in midtown east, loves tacky gold leaf interior design, whos favorite music is showtunes and the village people, and spends all of his free time being a catty celebrity gossip on the internet has sucked at least one peanis
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am for one SHOCKED that an old man who wears suits to baseball games, lived in midtown east, loves tacky gold leaf interior design, whos favorite music is showtunes and the village people, and spends all of his free time being a catty celebrity gossip on the internet has sucked at least one peanis
Should be pretty easy to get Bill on the record regarding getting topped off by Trump lmao.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Should be pretty easy to get Bill on the record regarding getting topped off by Trump lmao.
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oh shit forgot i had this flic from backstage at msg this summer. pretty much the only politician i wouldn’t be embarrassed to know. “we’ll see if he can run the city tho” yeah yeah same with any mayor that’s the gig. having a genuinely good dude try is a big step up from these previous fucks.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
oh shit forgot i had this flic from backstage at msg this summer. pretty much the only politician i wouldn’t be embarrassed to know. “we’ll see if he can run the city tho” yeah yeah same with any mayor that’s the gig. having a genuinely good dude try is a big step up from these previous fucks.
All of MAGA this morning
a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
All of MAGA this morning
Deepthroat Donnie
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Deepthroat Donnie
I bet trump gives horrible head. Toothy and unenthusiastic.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I bet trump gives horrible head. Toothy and unenthusiastic.