WILLIAM BIRKIN - UMBRELLA'S S̶E̶C̶O̶N̶D̶ FINEST VIROLOGIST
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penned by august. || rp account of william birkin from re2, primarily based on the classic games and an au. 17+ due to dark topics. please read pinned before interaction.
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ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱʜᴇᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ɢ-ᴠɪʀᴜꜱ - ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ.
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ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱʜᴇᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ɢ-ᴠɪʀᴜꜱ - ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ.
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When the (post-incident partial shitpost)
When the (post-incident partial shitpost)
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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When the (post-incident partial shitpost)
When the (post-incident partial shitpost)
📼💉》"He had a hand. A hand. But you seem to think that his small contribution means he did the whole song and dance."
A small, crazed smirk was now on his face, the vents on his neck opening slightly.
"And like that's gonna do anything. You're not the first and won't be the last to try 'n kill me."
A small, crazed smirk was now on his face, the vents on his neck opening slightly.
"And like that's gonna do anything. You're not the first and won't be the last to try 'n kill me."
You said Leon didn't save Sherry in Raccoon City, Sherry said otherwise.
-Jake's expression would darken, a hand reaching for a gun.-
The information on my father is classified, and shouldn't be public information. You got ten seconds to explain who you are, before I put a bullet between your eyes
-Jake's expression would darken, a hand reaching for a gun.-
The information on my father is classified, and shouldn't be public information. You got ten seconds to explain who you are, before I put a bullet between your eyes
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projecting your own issues onto me makes you look like the fool here, boy. no wonder why albert wasn't in your life, he knew how much of a fool you'd grow up to be and wanted to be spared from the embarrassment.
projecting your own issues onto me makes you look like the fool here, boy. no wonder why albert wasn't in your life, he knew how much of a fool you'd grow up to be and wanted to be spared from the embarrassment.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
📼💉》"He had a hand. A hand. But you seem to think that his small contribution means he did the whole song and dance."
A small, crazed smirk was now on his face, the vents on his neck opening slightly.
"And like that's gonna do anything. You're not the first and won't be the last to try 'n kill me."
A small, crazed smirk was now on his face, the vents on his neck opening slightly.
"And like that's gonna do anything. You're not the first and won't be the last to try 'n kill me."
"No, it's- hey."
The cigarette is now held loosely between twisted lips, a twinge of confusion and annoyance plastered on his face as he cocked an eyebrow at the man before him.
"I dunno why you're trying to leave already over a simple mistake. Is there something wrong, or...?"
The cigarette is now held loosely between twisted lips, a twinge of confusion and annoyance plastered on his face as he cocked an eyebrow at the man before him.
"I dunno why you're trying to leave already over a simple mistake. Is there something wrong, or...?"
"Yeah, uh, shite, sorry mate. I'm just gonna get goin'. Sorry again."
He raises his hands in a defensive, submissive gesture, before turning on his heels, eager to leave this situation behind him.
He raises his hands in a defensive, submissive gesture, before turning on his heels, eager to leave this situation behind him.
But that silence would soon be cracked as the man before him sighed, shaking his head and responding.
"'s whatever. Not gonna yell at ya over a mistake."
"'s whatever. Not gonna yell at ya over a mistake."
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"No, it's- hey."
The cigarette is now held loosely between twisted lips, a twinge of confusion and annoyance plastered on his face as he cocked an eyebrow at the man before him.
"I dunno why you're trying to leave already over a simple mistake. Is there something wrong, or...?"
The cigarette is now held loosely between twisted lips, a twinge of confusion and annoyance plastered on his face as he cocked an eyebrow at the man before him.
"I dunno why you're trying to leave already over a simple mistake. Is there something wrong, or...?"
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projecting your own issues onto me makes you look like the fool here, boy. no wonder why albert wasn't in your life, he knew how much of a fool you'd grow up to be and wanted to be spared from the embarrassment.
projecting your own issues onto me makes you look like the fool here, boy. no wonder why albert wasn't in your life, he knew how much of a fool you'd grow up to be and wanted to be spared from the embarrassment.
You don’t even know who I’m talking about or what incident I’m referring to. You can’t call it wrong and act all mighty like you know everything. It makes you look even stupider.
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how fascinating that what you said is so wrong in so many ways. you'll learn, eventually.
how fascinating that what you said is so wrong in so many ways. you'll learn, eventually.
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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projecting your own issues onto me makes you look like the fool here, boy. no wonder why albert wasn't in your life, he knew how much of a fool you'd grow up to be and wanted to be spared from the embarrassment.
projecting your own issues onto me makes you look like the fool here, boy. no wonder why albert wasn't in your life, he knew how much of a fool you'd grow up to be and wanted to be spared from the embarrassment.
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so. the weather seems to be getting disgusting over here. anyone else getting snow, or...?
so. the weather seems to be getting disgusting over here. anyone else getting snow, or...?
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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so. the weather seems to be getting disgusting over here. anyone else getting snow, or...?
so. the weather seems to be getting disgusting over here. anyone else getting snow, or...?
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how fascinating that what you said is so wrong in so many ways. you'll learn, eventually.
how fascinating that what you said is so wrong in so many ways. you'll learn, eventually.
Uh, all I've been told was he saved my girlfriend's life, that's enough to be okay in my book.
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if you've met the guy, then you should have known or at least been told about the raccoon city incident.
if you've met the guy, then you should have known or at least been told about the raccoon city incident.
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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how fascinating that what you said is so wrong in so many ways. you'll learn, eventually.
how fascinating that what you said is so wrong in so many ways. you'll learn, eventually.
Reposted by WILLIAM BIRKIN - UMBRELLA'S S̶E̶C̶O̶N̶D̶ FINEST VIROLOGIST
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Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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[CW: EYESTRAIN + BODY HORROR]
NO REST FOR THE OBSESSED, KEEP SHARPENING YOUR BLADE.
[CW: EYESTRAIN + BODY HORROR]
NO REST FOR THE OBSESSED, KEEP SHARPENING YOUR BLADE.
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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[CW: EYESTRAIN + BODY HORROR]
NO REST FOR THE OBSESSED, KEEP SHARPENING YOUR BLADE.
[CW: EYESTRAIN + BODY HORROR]
NO REST FOR THE OBSESSED, KEEP SHARPENING YOUR BLADE.
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Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
Time to get interactions back up. Awaugh.
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I think I should clarify the reason behind *why* William hates Leon so much - it's not because he took Sherry, he does know that she needed to be safe from him, but it's because Will thinks Leon is reckless. He thinks all that fame of being a hero has gone to his head and made him think he can
I think I should clarify the reason behind *why* William hates Leon so much - it's not because he took Sherry, he does know that she needed to be safe from him, but it's because Will thinks Leon is reckless. He thinks all that fame of being a hero has gone to his head and made him think he can
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I think I should clarify the reason behind *why* William hates Leon so much - it's not because he took Sherry, he does know that she needed to be safe from him, but it's because Will thinks Leon is reckless. He thinks all that fame of being a hero has gone to his head and made him think he can
I think I should clarify the reason behind *why* William hates Leon so much - it's not because he took Sherry, he does know that she needed to be safe from him, but it's because Will thinks Leon is reckless. He thinks all that fame of being a hero has gone to his head and made him think he can
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if you've met the guy, then you should have known or at least been told about the raccoon city incident.
if you've met the guy, then you should have known or at least been told about the raccoon city incident.
Hey I met that guy, he's kind of cool though. What'd he do to anger you?
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to all survivors of the raccoon city incident who are not named "leon s. kennedy", i wish you a happy holiday.
to all survivors of the raccoon city incident who are not named "leon s. kennedy", i wish you a happy holiday.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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if you've met the guy, then you should have known or at least been told about the raccoon city incident.
if you've met the guy, then you should have known or at least been told about the raccoon city incident.
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it's fascinating, really. seeing all these references to the 'fog' and how you're trapped in a place with no means to escape - is that a common factor, now? a shared experience? because it seems to me that it is.
... don't ask me how i know about the shared experience idea.
it's fascinating, really. seeing all these references to the 'fog' and how you're trapped in a place with no means to escape - is that a common factor, now? a shared experience? because it seems to me that it is.
... don't ask me how i know about the shared experience idea.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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it's fascinating, really. seeing all these references to the 'fog' and how you're trapped in a place with no means to escape - is that a common factor, now? a shared experience? because it seems to me that it is.
... don't ask me how i know about the shared experience idea.
it's fascinating, really. seeing all these references to the 'fog' and how you're trapped in a place with no means to escape - is that a common factor, now? a shared experience? because it seems to me that it is.
... don't ask me how i know about the shared experience idea.
Reposted by WILLIAM BIRKIN - UMBRELLA'S S̶E̶C̶O̶N̶D̶ FINEST VIROLOGIST
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to all survivors of the raccoon city incident who are not named "leon s. kennedy", i wish you a happy holiday.
to all survivors of the raccoon city incident who are not named "leon s. kennedy", i wish you a happy holiday.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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to all survivors of the raccoon city incident who are not named "leon s. kennedy", i wish you a happy holiday.
to all survivors of the raccoon city incident who are not named "leon s. kennedy", i wish you a happy holiday.
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"... huh. How fascinating." Said with a very sarcastic tone as he looked at old files. Clearly, his ass has not been paying attention to what's been going on.
"... huh. How fascinating." Said with a very sarcastic tone as he looked at old files. Clearly, his ass has not been paying attention to what's been going on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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"... huh. How fascinating." Said with a very sarcastic tone as he looked at old files. Clearly, his ass has not been paying attention to what's been going on.
"... huh. How fascinating." Said with a very sarcastic tone as he looked at old files. Clearly, his ass has not been paying attention to what's been going on.
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On my way home, time to fuck around and find out :]
On my way home, time to fuck around and find out :]
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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On my way home, time to fuck around and find out :]
On my way home, time to fuck around and find out :]
Reposted by WILLIAM BIRKIN - UMBRELLA'S S̶E̶C̶O̶N̶D̶ FINEST VIROLOGIST
💙 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞. 💙
💙 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐒 "𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓" 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐀, 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 💙
💙 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐒 "𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓" 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐀, 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 💙
a lightning bolt is visible over the ocean
ALT: a lightning bolt is visible over the ocean
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November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
💙 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞. 💙
💙 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐒 "𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓" 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐀, 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 💙
💙 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐒 "𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓" 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐀, 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 💙
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Very ominous yet soft laughter.
Very ominous yet soft laughter.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Very ominous yet soft laughter.
Very ominous yet soft laughter.
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And how odd it is to be haunted by someone that is still alive.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And how odd it is to be haunted by someone that is still alive.
// when the art style changes as well as the muse portrayal [god help me]
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
// when the art style changes as well as the muse portrayal [god help me]
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I apologize for my... 8 month long hiatus- I was kind of dealing with awful mental health and college. Also got a job-
But I'm back, got break coming up and uh. Yeah. The muse for Birkin is still there.
Sorry again for my absence-
I apologize for my... 8 month long hiatus- I was kind of dealing with awful mental health and college. Also got a job-
But I'm back, got break coming up and uh. Yeah. The muse for Birkin is still there.
Sorry again for my absence-
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I apologize for my... 8 month long hiatus- I was kind of dealing with awful mental health and college. Also got a job-
But I'm back, got break coming up and uh. Yeah. The muse for Birkin is still there.
Sorry again for my absence-
I apologize for my... 8 month long hiatus- I was kind of dealing with awful mental health and college. Also got a job-
But I'm back, got break coming up and uh. Yeah. The muse for Birkin is still there.
Sorry again for my absence-
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OH MY FUCKING GOD HI CHAT. WE BACK.
OH MY FUCKING GOD HI CHAT. WE BACK.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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OH MY FUCKING GOD HI CHAT. WE BACK.
OH MY FUCKING GOD HI CHAT. WE BACK.
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ANNOYED GESTURING AT HIS LAPTOP BEFORE SLAMMING IT SHUT- lord.
ANNOYED GESTURING AT HIS LAPTOP BEFORE SLAMMING IT SHUT- lord.
March 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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ANNOYED GESTURING AT HIS LAPTOP BEFORE SLAMMING IT SHUT- lord.
ANNOYED GESTURING AT HIS LAPTOP BEFORE SLAMMING IT SHUT- lord.
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I'VE BEEN BUSY AGAIN SORRY GANG
I'VE BEEN BUSY AGAIN SORRY GANG
March 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I'VE BEEN BUSY AGAIN SORRY GANG
I'VE BEEN BUSY AGAIN SORRY GANG