Kris Lorischild
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Kris Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
Game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work!

I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.

no pronouns or they/them
Daniil can't go two steps in this town without getting dragged
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
4. Mutazione (Die Gute Fabrik, 2019)

A double helping today, why not? Such a peaceful game that invites you into its mysteries at a relaxed pace. I guess they call this "island time"?
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
3. The Pale Beyond (Saltstone Studios, 2023)

If you watched Frankenstein and were like "boy, I'd love to manage a crew of sailors stuck in the ice as resources dwindle and no hope is in sight," have I got the game for you
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Why are you tormenting us can't you tell we need the relief from The Horrors
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Hey it's my Lemon Pig
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Pretty sure Lola and Milo weren't intended as Mariner and Boimler expies but it kinda works
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
1. Afterparty (Night School Studios, 2020)

Two best buds find themselves inexplicably sent to Hell and the only way out is to 1) find a way into Satan's house party and 2) drink him under the table

Stopped because: Time limit reached
Revisit?: Maybe
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
FINALLY
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Nooooo
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Oh god oh fuck I left the Lemon Pig out too long oh fuckkkk
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Really I'm a hero
December 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Unfortunately the last book I read was A Christmas Carol so I guess my job is Victorian loan shark
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
For scale
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My mom’s floofy Maine Coon mix, Lucky
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Now I’m stranded and taking shelter in the nearest open restaurant, which turned out to be a steakhouse. I don’t eat beef so I ordered the only thing on the menu without it
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you see this post your favorite final fantasy character

What do you mean he's not the hero
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I was gonna say "that'd be a new level of pathetic for Geoff" but
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Please
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I found it!!! It exists!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Who needs an act of god when you have an act of Jason
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
✨❄️🌟🎄🎇🎁It's Christmastime in the Zeboim civilization🎁🎇🎄🌟❄️✨
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM