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Probably in the water tank of a golden toilet.
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Sending the swat team to Chicago.
direwolf52.bsky.social
My pleasure. Doctor says I have to slow down on those things. I was up to a pack a day!
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THIS JUST IN: GOP concerned over Trump use of steroids, says he Is often disoriented but adds 50 ft. to the longball. Names him to WH softball team

In a related story Trump becomes lost while trying to walk to a bathroom and ends up in the Oval Office instead. Decides to piss on the Constitution.
direwolf52.bsky.social
Why is Stormy Daniels testifying before Congress?
direwolf52.bsky.social
I'm looking for four doo-wop singers who have high cholesterol to join my group "The Five Statins." Must send demo recording and medication