@dirkshrapnel.bsky.social
Punter, painter, cutlery mechanic. I never talk about my days at 5.
I always took clippies to be lady bus conductors, having said that most of my knowledge of clippies is gained from watching Stan and Jack leer at them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I always took clippies to be lady bus conductors, having said that most of my knowledge of clippies is gained from watching Stan and Jack leer at them.
Glamping is the bastard child of staycation.
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Glamping is the bastard child of staycation.
If someone values the safety of their car over the safety of someone they force to walk in the road then they're fair game.
October 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If someone values the safety of their car over the safety of someone they force to walk in the road then they're fair game.
Barney Walsh and Ronan Kemp.
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Barney Walsh and Ronan Kemp.
Walsh and Kemp have been getting away with it for a while now so I'm not entirely sure that door slams when it should.
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Walsh and Kemp have been getting away with it for a while now so I'm not entirely sure that door slams when it should.
Exactly, it appears most people can't see the wood for the trees. All tellies have the option to be dumb. It's just a matter of using the correct input.
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Exactly, it appears most people can't see the wood for the trees. All tellies have the option to be dumb. It's just a matter of using the correct input.
Somebody on here expressed the opinion that cosmetic procedures doesn't make you look younger or more attractive, it just makes you look like you've had cosmetic procedures. I can totally get onboard with that.
September 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Somebody on here expressed the opinion that cosmetic procedures doesn't make you look younger or more attractive, it just makes you look like you've had cosmetic procedures. I can totally get onboard with that.
Erm, so my my mate told me anyway.
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Erm, so my my mate told me anyway.
Home Supplies in Wellington St in Luton had a fantastic range of magazines, they'd buy at 1/4 face price and sell at 1/2 face price. Sadly the owner passed away and the shop closed. The internet probably would have killed his business anyway.
August 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Home Supplies in Wellington St in Luton had a fantastic range of magazines, they'd buy at 1/4 face price and sell at 1/2 face price. Sadly the owner passed away and the shop closed. The internet probably would have killed his business anyway.
I agree. Every badly dressed wound is doing it and has been for a number of years. Calling your shower shoes sliders doesn't mean that wearing them with socks is acceptable.
July 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I agree. Every badly dressed wound is doing it and has been for a number of years. Calling your shower shoes sliders doesn't mean that wearing them with socks is acceptable.
It was indeed, I'm more than happy to have my story topped, I have no time for him.
June 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It was indeed, I'm more than happy to have my story topped, I have no time for him.
Friend of a friend was a famous singer in the mid 80s, he was also shy when it came to paying for his round, once he'd been reminded it was his shout at the bar he'd then whip out his cheque book in the hope someone would intervene to get it over with. Funny enough, his missus did Come Back & Stay.
June 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Friend of a friend was a famous singer in the mid 80s, he was also shy when it came to paying for his round, once he'd been reminded it was his shout at the bar he'd then whip out his cheque book in the hope someone would intervene to get it over with. Funny enough, his missus did Come Back & Stay.
I think George Fairchild may have entered this thread at some point.
May 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think George Fairchild may have entered this thread at some point.
I know my references are well out of date but when I read your post I immediately thought of Toyah Wilcox and Hazel O'Connor.
May 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I know my references are well out of date but when I read your post I immediately thought of Toyah Wilcox and Hazel O'Connor.
I'm with @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social on this one, I always view YouTube via Brave browser and have never had an ad to date.
April 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm with @guy-pottymouth.bsky.social on this one, I always view YouTube via Brave browser and have never had an ad to date.
The means and browsers are out there, Brave browser doesn't show YouTube ads, other browsers have extensions you can add.
April 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The means and browsers are out there, Brave browser doesn't show YouTube ads, other browsers have extensions you can add.
As a kid I thought it was Yamar-har.
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As a kid I thought it was Yamar-har.
The great Matt Busby wrote in his autobiography that George Best was the best player in every position when he was at Man United. No bias here, I'm not a Utd fan.
March 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The great Matt Busby wrote in his autobiography that George Best was the best player in every position when he was at Man United. No bias here, I'm not a Utd fan.
Or Rockney as they liked to call it.
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Or Rockney as they liked to call it.
You can use the space bar on your on-screen keyboard to move the cursor to where you'd like it to be.
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You can use the space bar on your on-screen keyboard to move the cursor to where you'd like it to be.