new favorite game is getting my apparently geriatric husband to guess acronyms that anyone born with the internet is familiar with

really fooled myself thinking maternity leave would give me more free time to review pumpkin pie this year

*trumpet phone noise*
me: who’s that?
husband: arby’s

@tinanarvaezjr.gay based frm order number over here

so excited for the holiday season, where my sister and i meticulously coordinate when we show up and leave the family functions so we don’t end up going no contact w our mom