I don’t know man; I threw a strand at my barista this morning and now I’m not allowed back there anymore.
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I don’t know man; I threw a strand at my barista this morning and now I’m not allowed back there anymore.
Moving day be the perfect time for what we used to call a “bottom of them bottles“ party.
Stop hauling all that around.
Start rewarding the people who helped you move.
The furnitures gone and your gonna clean up in the morning anyway; go for big air.
Stop hauling all that around.
Start rewarding the people who helped you move.
The furnitures gone and your gonna clean up in the morning anyway; go for big air.
February 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Moving day be the perfect time for what we used to call a “bottom of them bottles“ party.
Stop hauling all that around.
Start rewarding the people who helped you move.
The furnitures gone and your gonna clean up in the morning anyway; go for big air.
Stop hauling all that around.
Start rewarding the people who helped you move.
The furnitures gone and your gonna clean up in the morning anyway; go for big air.
Why didn’t they just comply?
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why didn’t they just comply?
Do you honestly think that you possess the resolve to cross the lines that will need to be crossed in order to prevail?
Well, get right with washing blood off your hands or make peace with your grave, bc those are your options; there will be nowhere to which you can run and hiding won’t work.
Well, get right with washing blood off your hands or make peace with your grave, bc those are your options; there will be nowhere to which you can run and hiding won’t work.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Do you honestly think that you possess the resolve to cross the lines that will need to be crossed in order to prevail?
Well, get right with washing blood off your hands or make peace with your grave, bc those are your options; there will be nowhere to which you can run and hiding won’t work.
Well, get right with washing blood off your hands or make peace with your grave, bc those are your options; there will be nowhere to which you can run and hiding won’t work.
Absolutely, I just don’t want people thinking that putting a dollar amount on love and affection is somehow objectionable, because if we go down that road then I need to learn about Pokémon and Roblox in order to garner the favor of my nephews, and that’s not happening.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Absolutely, I just don’t want people thinking that putting a dollar amount on love and affection is somehow objectionable, because if we go down that road then I need to learn about Pokémon and Roblox in order to garner the favor of my nephews, and that’s not happening.
Well, now I simply MUST try to ride that sumbitch straight up a brick wall, or else it’s no spider-bike.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well, now I simply MUST try to ride that sumbitch straight up a brick wall, or else it’s no spider-bike.
Ok, I’m not defending his crass fundraising for no election, but as a Chinese American, we routinely put a dollar value on our affection, slip it into a pretty red envelope, and distribute it to the children.
My fathers parents loved me about $1800 more than my moms side over the years. C.R.E.A.M.
My fathers parents loved me about $1800 more than my moms side over the years. C.R.E.A.M.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ok, I’m not defending his crass fundraising for no election, but as a Chinese American, we routinely put a dollar value on our affection, slip it into a pretty red envelope, and distribute it to the children.
My fathers parents loved me about $1800 more than my moms side over the years. C.R.E.A.M.
My fathers parents loved me about $1800 more than my moms side over the years. C.R.E.A.M.
Твоя собственная мать стыдится тебя.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Твоя собственная мать стыдится тебя.
Have you ever handled a fissile war head? They’re actually pretty stable, you can drop that sumbitch off the back of the 5ton and yeah the casing will be all scuffed up, but you can buff that right out.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Have you ever handled a fissile war head? They’re actually pretty stable, you can drop that sumbitch off the back of the 5ton and yeah the casing will be all scuffed up, but you can buff that right out.
The snake-zombie in the vents would have got him bc he couldn’t turn around to open the portal to the punch-dimension in his eyes at it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The snake-zombie in the vents would have got him bc he couldn’t turn around to open the portal to the punch-dimension in his eyes at it.
You know what the worst part really is? Well, the first thing is the worst part, but after that it’s the disrespect.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You know what the worst part really is? Well, the first thing is the worst part, but after that it’s the disrespect.
Maiden, The Stones, Gorillaz, Jarvis Cocker, and sir Elton John when I was a boy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Maiden, The Stones, Gorillaz, Jarvis Cocker, and sir Elton John when I was a boy.
Wounded: when someone is hurt on purpose, the damage to their body is called a wound, not an injury.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wounded: when someone is hurt on purpose, the damage to their body is called a wound, not an injury.
But one day they’ll talk about laying that pipeline down.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
But one day they’ll talk about laying that pipeline down.
I for one have had just about enough of this Belial slander!
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I for one have had just about enough of this Belial slander!
This is why I forgo pie and dark meat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is why I forgo pie and dark meat.
Ceaseless NK protests, combined with targeted persecution and over leveraged foreign engagements will do it in a few years, but not all of us will survive.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ceaseless NK protests, combined with targeted persecution and over leveraged foreign engagements will do it in a few years, but not all of us will survive.
Not for the ride back, unless the driver can bump coke the whole time; what books even come close to MD for their amazing themes & characters/ostentatiously florid prose ratio?
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not for the ride back, unless the driver can bump coke the whole time; what books even come close to MD for their amazing themes & characters/ostentatiously florid prose ratio?
Why didn’t they just comply?
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why didn’t they just comply?
Really? don’t get me wrong, dookie was pretty good and everything but wow; please tell me that he’s at least stopped blaming Courtney Love by now.
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Really? don’t get me wrong, dookie was pretty good and everything but wow; please tell me that he’s at least stopped blaming Courtney Love by now.