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we need a pardon power amendment: "the presidential pardon power shall extend only to vacating federal convictions on individual charges; and no president shall grant a pardon to any person who served in that president's administration"
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
we need a pardon power amendment: "the presidential pardon power shall extend only to vacating federal convictions on individual charges; and no president shall grant a pardon to any person who served in that president's administration"
is that even legal? i would assume pardons need to be individualized otherwise how would prosecutors or courts have any idea who's covered by them
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
is that even legal? i would assume pardons need to be individualized otherwise how would prosecutors or courts have any idea who's covered by them
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Also, anytime you are thinking about calling the cops, ask yourself, "will this situation be improved by (more) guns?" If the answer is no, don't call them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Also, anytime you are thinking about calling the cops, ask yourself, "will this situation be improved by (more) guns?" If the answer is no, don't call them.
I'd settle for the orbital space prison from Lockout, starring Guy Pearce
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'd settle for the orbital space prison from Lockout, starring Guy Pearce
but were you ruined by workplace
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
but were you ruined by workplace
because they're owned by billionaires who do not want a well-informed public. it's ownership, it has *always* been ownership, and i seriously cannot believe at this point people are still saying "huh why is the media being like this"
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
because they're owned by billionaires who do not want a well-informed public. it's ownership, it has *always* been ownership, and i seriously cannot believe at this point people are still saying "huh why is the media being like this"
yeah. they think "leader" and "bully" are synonyms.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
yeah. they think "leader" and "bully" are synonyms.
*all* accounts?
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
*all* accounts?
because everyone is 12 now (or, I guess, 14)
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
because everyone is 12 now (or, I guess, 14)
I guess "alpha" is briefer than "toxic masculinity, misogyny, racism, and violent abuse of people just because you can"
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I guess "alpha" is briefer than "toxic masculinity, misogyny, racism, and violent abuse of people just because you can"
any way to see it without having to visit a site owned by that robotic fascist-enabling shitbird?
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
any way to see it without having to visit a site owned by that robotic fascist-enabling shitbird?
*raises eyebrow in Los Angeles*
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
*raises eyebrow in Los Angeles*
regular reminder that Axios is owned/controlled by oligarchs and billionaires and no one should get news from them
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
regular reminder that Axios is owned/controlled by oligarchs and billionaires and no one should get news from them
well now you're making me want a Star Wars movie directed by David Fincher
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
well now you're making me want a Star Wars movie directed by David Fincher
is it worse if it's makeup or if his face is just like that
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
is it worse if it's makeup or if his face is just like that
agreed, definitely useful to assess generational changes rather than one stat for the whole population
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
agreed, definitely useful to assess generational changes rather than one stat for the whole population
it works so well because there's character and emotional stakes. it's not as cool as, like, Maul/Obi-wan, but it matters more
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it works so well because there's character and emotional stakes. it's not as cool as, like, Maul/Obi-wan, but it matters more
to be fair, Luke did toss away a lightsaber on one other occasion
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
to be fair, Luke did toss away a lightsaber on one other occasion
reactor collapse explosion is the greatest explosion in movie history
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
reactor collapse explosion is the greatest explosion in movie history
"The Editorial Board" aka cowards who won't put their name on this garbage
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"The Editorial Board" aka cowards who won't put their name on this garbage
i assume it's something like this: "three quarters of men marry" means "get married at least once at some point", which is not the same as "three quarters of men *are currently married*"
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i assume it's something like this: "three quarters of men marry" means "get married at least once at some point", which is not the same as "three quarters of men *are currently married*"
they showed me horrors beyond human comprehension and I'm like, what the hell am I looking at here
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
they showed me horrors beyond human comprehension and I'm like, what the hell am I looking at here
The ostriches were the material reagent for the spell to let him survive the vote. It gets worse each time. 3rd vote requires burning down all Tim Hortons. 4th vote will vaporize Winnipeg. 5th vote opens the gateway to the Dimension of Shrieking Souls. 6th vote ends the universe.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The ostriches were the material reagent for the spell to let him survive the vote. It gets worse each time. 3rd vote requires burning down all Tim Hortons. 4th vote will vaporize Winnipeg. 5th vote opens the gateway to the Dimension of Shrieking Souls. 6th vote ends the universe.