Mega-brain tech giant who hinges on the world thinking he's some insanely smart billionaire thinks planes fly in a straight line

Fucking hell man, I hoped my son would never see the day that a Flat Earther was in the Oval Office

Even if they fired every federal employee, we'd be saving 271 billion

Now apply that to the nearly 7.5 trillion dollar growth in deficit projected by fiscal 2025

I need someone to help me understand the economics - we printing more money and thinking the value of the dollar won't move?

Trump's just a Chinese plant right

We are giving the multiple countries that rely on our assistance to the other super power

What an insane way to go about this

Good news you guys

Wait wait

Is Elon a DEI hire?

Man, some mornings I hate that I have unlearned a lot and take steps forward to find resolution through non-violence

Because the shaking, hairless, Chihuahua of a man that considers my mother his wife deserves violence.

It's capitalism when your country is real good at building earth-removing bombs but can't put out fires

Not a lot is gonna mess up an easy-going day for ya boy

But getting hung up on your door by a belt loop when you're feeling positive will make you question your faith

It's eve jan 6

My manic trait is asking strangers "who left the freezer door open" and cut them off when they reply to say "i know you ain't wasting them groceries"

Is it a compliment? Is it a roast?

You know my ass grew up with instruction manuals and not whimsical fiction books by the speed it takes me to read a 8 word sentence vs how long I look at a diagram in a manual

Every time I use a one hitter I immediately think of that early 2000s chimpanzee documentary where the chimps were using sticks to dig shit out of logs

It me

Last christmas I gave you my heart and you put it in a blender

Should the first mushroom trip I take happen on Christmas Eve 2024 y/n