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hawke 💛 kepuck

@dirtyelfb.bsky.social

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hi howdy i’m hawke! 🔞 sometimes! | 25 | he/they lesbian | white | FFXIV, WoW, DD2/DDDA, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🐸 art every blue moon! 🥰 mother miranda’s stupidest fan 🐦‍⬛

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 16d

I'm late but :) j'darzi kufai as a rhino beetle!!!!! i had never played nor watched hollow knight, but i had so much fun making this that i bought the game. that is also why im late LMAO

i think the world needs more butch beetles 🪲
#hawkekepuckart #hollowknight

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 45m

this isn’t to say i have a hankering for rp right now because i dont, haven’t in a long time since i was playing eso regularly years ago. but if i wvwr do get the desire for it again, moss is the girly for the job

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 46m

tbh if i were to make one of my xiv characters into a rp character, it would probably be moss. i feel like she would just be really fun to rp with, and she is never a wol so it would be easier for me to write around that.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 46m

and purely in an rp sense, i probably wouldn’t have darzi involved w/ her rp canon specifically bc it would be weird writing around “oh you know my partner, the wol” FNDNSKCNDN would bench the cat for that, lovingly. but in everything else they’re my canon

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 46m

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

for reference, this is how big she is supposed to be

my wizard101 character in battle, next to her very small and normal sized draconian pet.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

anyway her name is princess maxine and shes so normal and typical in every way. dont tell the devs about her.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

everything is totally normal and cool with the new pet its actually so normal

the new dragonlike wizard101 pet, looking very NOT normal. instead of being pet sized, it is twice as tall as my wizard and permanently stuck in an idle pose. it is incredible.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

the fact EVERYONE'S new crackling draconian from the event is like this is killing me. incredible bug.

at least three of the giant draconian "pets", all stuck in an idle pose and at least ten times bigger than they should be. they absolutely tower over all of the players because they are the size of the in-game mob for some reason. they look even taller because they're standing up straight, and they normally hunch.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

everything is totally normal and cool with the new pet its actually so normal

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h

me clapping every time titania is on screen like that’s my LOVELY BRANCH!!!!!

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h

so glad my bestie Feo Ul is back in the spotlight it’s what they DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!! king go off!!!

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Em!! @emggily.bsky.social · 18h

Feo Ul!! #ffxiv

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adios amiibos @adiosamiibos.bsky.social · 10h

love wins forever

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

“hawke you are always wearing those earring and that necklace don’t you have others” yeah i do but these are my comfortable everyday ones that i throw on even if im not going out :)

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING COOL

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

happy international lesbian day i’m so thankful to be your local he/they lesbian thing that lurks around the corner and pounces when you least expect to make you look at ffxiv and wizard101 screenshots with absolutely no context whatsoever

me, wearing a black turtleneck and a green (i swear it’s green) overshirt. i’ve also got ok chain waterfall earrings and a tiger’s eye pendent necklace. my bangs are just slightly overgrown to the point i have to push them up. oh, also my moogle pop socket is upside down.

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 im so sorry for your loss 😔 we have one of my brothers molars, and when i say that motherfucker had the longest roots the dentist had ever seen i mean this thing is a MONSTER.

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

i don’t think i would ever go full blonde, i really enjoy the ombré vibe, especially with my bangs. but i def want more of that, the back was pretty damn lean on color. i love the brown in my natural hair as much as i love the highlights, they compliment!

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

got a bang trim scheduled for tomorrow, happy i was able to get my favorite stylist too 🙂‍↕️ within the week i’ll schedule for getting my color redone with her. i’m thinking more blonde this time, it’s been crazy fun having the color. i like how my brunette and the blonde play off eachother!!

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

honestly. same.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

moss voice: “hey why is there a bone??? in this jeweled box”

darzi: “oh yeah sorry that’s mine”

moss: “what do you mean it’s. WHAT”

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

i’ve had this in the back of my head for ages but. forgot to ever talk about it LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

he plans on someday getting it carved into a pendant for a necklace, to be a reminder that he came back from one of his worst moments.

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

did you guys know darzi actually owns part of his tibia bone from his left leg that nidhogg ripped off. the doctors did emergency surgery and had to take off more so it could heal properly. afterwards darzi asked if he could keep some bone if it was left over. he doesn’t even know why he asked.

Ikumi Yamoshi 📚WOLQOD Enthusiast📚 @moon-petals.bsky.social · 14h

#wolquestion / #wolqotd

What is the strangest object your wol / oc owns? Is it not strange to them but weird to others?

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 10h

THANK YOU GECKO OF LUCK AND WEILDER OF THE GECKO OF LUCK THIS MAN gender neutral NEEDS ALL THE LUCK HE CAN GET

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 11h

i have been favored this international lesbian day, i think i fostered favor by posting darzi’s underboob last night

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 11h

thank you international lesbian day and the lesbian deities who guard all lesbians who brought this opportunity to me today. now that’s a GREAT international lesbian day.

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