You Know what is Great about the color black? It goes with everything! So the next time you tell me Black does not go with brown Lil girl I will slap those fake spiderwebs you call eyelashes right off your face! The audacity! FYI I did not say anything about your lime green and orange monstrosity!

Everyone talks about how great it is to be in a beach town but NOBODY says anything about how out of the blue a seagull can fly by and miss shitting on your head by inches! Thankfully that shit landed beside my foot! 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮