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@disasterisms.bsky.social
artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo
Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Disasterisms/
Originals: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms
Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Disasterisms/
Originals: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms
Head empty, only yarn (not pictured: motorboat is RUNNING)
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Head empty, only yarn (not pictured: motorboat is RUNNING)
I did actually start this earlier this month but only managed the basic composition. So, rushed through the rest of it (or, “all of it”) today. Well done self, you tried. Happy ten years, #birdwhisperer!
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I did actually start this earlier this month but only managed the basic composition. So, rushed through the rest of it (or, “all of it”) today. Well done self, you tried. Happy ten years, #birdwhisperer!
One of Simone's favorite treats is drinking from the tap. So you'd think having the faucets dripping last night would've been great for her. Alas, she is too dumb and instead kept sitting on the counter and yelling at me to turn on the sink that's running.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
One of Simone's favorite treats is drinking from the tap. So you'd think having the faucets dripping last night would've been great for her. Alas, she is too dumb and instead kept sitting on the counter and yelling at me to turn on the sink that's running.
I shoved her under the blanket because she was being too clingy. Fully expected her to immediately get back to climbing all over me but instead has been enjoying her babushka time
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I shoved her under the blanket because she was being too clingy. Fully expected her to immediately get back to climbing all over me but instead has been enjoying her babushka time
Yeah, all right, Pinterest, this one is probably fair
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yeah, all right, Pinterest, this one is probably fair
Oh, Pinterest ad, no, what did I do to deserve this curséd object
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Oh, Pinterest ad, no, what did I do to deserve this curséd object
Came for belated Christmas and menudo at my parents today and collected a lemon from the tree for sympathetic magic reasons
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Came for belated Christmas and menudo at my parents today and collected a lemon from the tree for sympathetic magic reasons
Forgot to buy lemons so, come on terrible fake lemon pig, mama needs some good fortune
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Forgot to buy lemons so, come on terrible fake lemon pig, mama needs some good fortune
We’ll see if the niece is still into plague doctors or if auntie resa has missed the mark again
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We’ll see if the niece is still into plague doctors or if auntie resa has missed the mark again
“Oh you’re wearing those shoes. What do you even call them, they’re like a mule with a vestigial tail.”
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Oh you’re wearing those shoes. What do you even call them, they’re like a mule with a vestigial tail.”
What a truly stupid way for me to die (and I will, I can't NOT eat turkey)
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What a truly stupid way for me to die (and I will, I can't NOT eat turkey)
I back on my doofy amigurumi bullshit, yay!
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I back on my doofy amigurumi bullshit, yay!
It's a good day to be a Snoop
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's a good day to be a Snoop
Doodled cyclopes didactylus for world anteater day, the living dust bunny 😍
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Doodled cyclopes didactylus for world anteater day, the living dust bunny 😍
Whar if instead of doing any of the things I should I just watch Frankenstein on repeat (I have been SO NORMAL about it since seeing it Monday, might as well lean in)
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whar if instead of doing any of the things I should I just watch Frankenstein on repeat (I have been SO NORMAL about it since seeing it Monday, might as well lean in)
Watched a documentary on urban pigeons, had to doodle an urban pigeon. Silly creatures
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Watched a documentary on urban pigeons, had to doodle an urban pigeon. Silly creatures
Me, walking out the door: “there better not be any raccoons out here.”
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me, walking out the door: “there better not be any raccoons out here.”
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
The idiot baby at the edge of the porch:
Have finally added the accidental yoni series as prints on redbubble. Hooray fruits!
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November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Have finally added the accidental yoni series as prints on redbubble. Hooray fruits!
www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...
www.redbubble.com/people/Disas...
I don’t think I ever posted the finished paper and paste project
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don’t think I ever posted the finished paper and paste project
