Disastra
@disastra.bsky.social
Video game enjoyer. I spend way too much time in photo mode. FFXIV: Astrid Disastra | Coeurl
Im never gonna get over this ffxiv graphical update.
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Im never gonna get over this ffxiv graphical update.
May he have the grand-daddy of all strokes this year. May he be sitting on the commode when it strikes. May it take ten or fifteen minutes to find him, as the smell of his fetid, rancid shit floods his nostrils, as his synapses and neurons sizzle and snap like dry wood in a fire.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
May he have the grand-daddy of all strokes this year. May he be sitting on the commode when it strikes. May it take ten or fifteen minutes to find him, as the smell of his fetid, rancid shit floods his nostrils, as his synapses and neurons sizzle and snap like dry wood in a fire.
My only wish this Christmas is that every ICE agent has a terrible fucking year in 2026. Divorce, drug addiction, health problems, bankruptcy, foreclosure. May they experience the suite of human suffering they so eagerly administer to others.
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
My only wish this Christmas is that every ICE agent has a terrible fucking year in 2026. Divorce, drug addiction, health problems, bankruptcy, foreclosure. May they experience the suite of human suffering they so eagerly administer to others.
There is a nearly transcendent magnificence to having lived in the age that witnessed fucking disco outlive rock.
To those dorks still living that were angrily smashin disco records 45 years ago... Accept your defeat with the equanimity your generation definitionaly lacks.
To those dorks still living that were angrily smashin disco records 45 years ago... Accept your defeat with the equanimity your generation definitionaly lacks.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There is a nearly transcendent magnificence to having lived in the age that witnessed fucking disco outlive rock.
To those dorks still living that were angrily smashin disco records 45 years ago... Accept your defeat with the equanimity your generation definitionaly lacks.
To those dorks still living that were angrily smashin disco records 45 years ago... Accept your defeat with the equanimity your generation definitionaly lacks.
That Christmas Eve in Chicago when Lucy and I took LSD and went and saw Tron: Legacy-- afterwards wandered through a snow-bound Oak Park in the dead of night, tracking down different Frank Lloyd Wright architecture.
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
That Christmas Eve in Chicago when Lucy and I took LSD and went and saw Tron: Legacy-- afterwards wandered through a snow-bound Oak Park in the dead of night, tracking down different Frank Lloyd Wright architecture.
Visited this evening by the sudden and intense recollection of being sixteen in the fall of '01, and Steve Chang is handing me a burned copy of Daft Punk's Discovery in English class.
How much of my life ended up tilting on that tiltular axis?
How much of my life ended up tilting on that tiltular axis?
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Visited this evening by the sudden and intense recollection of being sixteen in the fall of '01, and Steve Chang is handing me a burned copy of Daft Punk's Discovery in English class.
How much of my life ended up tilting on that tiltular axis?
How much of my life ended up tilting on that tiltular axis?
I'm never been particularly taken with survival games as a genre, but the art direction of V Rising is so strong that I can't help but overcome my typical disinterest.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm never been particularly taken with survival games as a genre, but the art direction of V Rising is so strong that I can't help but overcome my typical disinterest.
Wow, what's that you say? Another beloved 'indie' developer that's been obnoxiously virtue-signaling their disappointment with their industry has been caught using gen ai? After attacking other developers for the same thing?
Shocking.
Shocking.
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Wow, what's that you say? Another beloved 'indie' developer that's been obnoxiously virtue-signaling their disappointment with their industry has been caught using gen ai? After attacking other developers for the same thing?
Shocking.
Shocking.
I've been looking through these requirements prospective ICE agents have to meet to earn their recruitment bonus and this ish is *wild*. Not only do you have to be able to write in essay (in German!) on Mein Kampf, but all applicants must also be medically diagnosed with a micropenis?
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I've been looking through these requirements prospective ICE agents have to meet to earn their recruitment bonus and this ish is *wild*. Not only do you have to be able to write in essay (in German!) on Mein Kampf, but all applicants must also be medically diagnosed with a micropenis?
I will pay real, actual money to the first person that invents a chrome extension that hides every fucking mention of Claire Obscure: Expedition 33 from my internet experience, ever again.
This is a serious offer. I am at my fuckin wits end.
This is a serious offer. I am at my fuckin wits end.
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I will pay real, actual money to the first person that invents a chrome extension that hides every fucking mention of Claire Obscure: Expedition 33 from my internet experience, ever again.
This is a serious offer. I am at my fuckin wits end.
This is a serious offer. I am at my fuckin wits end.
Discovered dandelions had sprouted in the back yard again. Grass is growing, too.
In december. Just south of the canadian border...
In december. Just south of the canadian border...
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Discovered dandelions had sprouted in the back yard again. Grass is growing, too.
In december. Just south of the canadian border...
In december. Just south of the canadian border...
Y'all really think bitchin and moanin gonna make someone actually walk tf outside and take pictures to use for texture generation instead of just using generative AI for the same damn purpose, huh?
Good luck with *that*.
Good luck with *that*.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y'all really think bitchin and moanin gonna make someone actually walk tf outside and take pictures to use for texture generation instead of just using generative AI for the same damn purpose, huh?
Good luck with *that*.
Good luck with *that*.
Recent Exodus news perfectly highlights why i'm so reticent to put any weight behind projects where the biggest draw is 'made by former developers of 'x'.
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Recent Exodus news perfectly highlights why i'm so reticent to put any weight behind projects where the biggest draw is 'made by former developers of 'x'.
Holy shit is that the benedikta's va doin work in ffxiv 7.4??
Yesssssssss
Yesssssssss
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Holy shit is that the benedikta's va doin work in ffxiv 7.4??
Yesssssssss
Yesssssssss
Perhaps this will serve as a lesson for those at Larian that have reveled in taking both delight (and potshots) at the industry at large these last couple of years-- throw red meat to internet mobs at your own risk. Because if you aren't capable of holding yourself to the standard of fanatics...
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Perhaps this will serve as a lesson for those at Larian that have reveled in taking both delight (and potshots) at the industry at large these last couple of years-- throw red meat to internet mobs at your own risk. Because if you aren't capable of holding yourself to the standard of fanatics...
Color me confused-- the obnoxious trump supporter across the street has neglected, so far, to decorate for Christmas this year. Passing strange, that. I thought only Democrat presidents 'canceled' Christmas? Why is this the first year the malodorous dipshit can't be bothered?
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Color me confused-- the obnoxious trump supporter across the street has neglected, so far, to decorate for Christmas this year. Passing strange, that. I thought only Democrat presidents 'canceled' Christmas? Why is this the first year the malodorous dipshit can't be bothered?
The first time she interrogated some goon i had one of those 'this better not awaken something inside of me' moments
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first time she interrogated some goon i had one of those 'this better not awaken something inside of me' moments
...I flew over my house in Microsoft Flight Simulator.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
...I flew over my house in Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Look Im as surprised as anyone by how much fun i'm having with Gotham Knights.
Batgirl forever!
Batgirl forever!
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Look Im as surprised as anyone by how much fun i'm having with Gotham Knights.
Batgirl forever!
Batgirl forever!
Picked up Gotham Knights on sale for $8. Now, I don't know why they bothered cluttering up a perfectly fine Batgirl game with these other jabronis... but I'm having fun? More engaging than Suicide Squad, certainly.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Picked up Gotham Knights on sale for $8. Now, I don't know why they bothered cluttering up a perfectly fine Batgirl game with these other jabronis... but I'm having fun? More engaging than Suicide Squad, certainly.
Well. I can honestly say that, even had i lived one thousand years, I'd never have even once considered that Tom Morello would end up making... Final fantasy music...
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Well. I can honestly say that, even had i lived one thousand years, I'd never have even once considered that Tom Morello would end up making... Final fantasy music...
Ol' Bobby Kotick tellin Phil Spencer that MS needed to leave game development because they're bad at it and not a creative company, then selling him a CoD franchise on the precipice of decline is... look, I hate Bobby as much as anyone. But you gotta hand it to the man.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ol' Bobby Kotick tellin Phil Spencer that MS needed to leave game development because they're bad at it and not a creative company, then selling him a CoD franchise on the precipice of decline is... look, I hate Bobby as much as anyone. But you gotta hand it to the man.
Dispatch is one of the greatest gaming experiences I've had in years (and for someone that virtually never gives a shit about 'romance' options in games, the Blonde Blazer route actually made me wildly happy)
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Dispatch is one of the greatest gaming experiences I've had in years (and for someone that virtually never gives a shit about 'romance' options in games, the Blonde Blazer route actually made me wildly happy)
There's a real problem in our society concerning the inability of grown-ass adults to process and cope w/ disappointment, particularly when it comes to entertainment.
Genuinely embarrassing to witness. Like watching dudes in their mid 20's throw a tantrum in toy aisle because they can't have a toy
Genuinely embarrassing to witness. Like watching dudes in their mid 20's throw a tantrum in toy aisle because they can't have a toy
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
There's a real problem in our society concerning the inability of grown-ass adults to process and cope w/ disappointment, particularly when it comes to entertainment.
Genuinely embarrassing to witness. Like watching dudes in their mid 20's throw a tantrum in toy aisle because they can't have a toy
Genuinely embarrassing to witness. Like watching dudes in their mid 20's throw a tantrum in toy aisle because they can't have a toy