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Trash_Daddy
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Bootzilla, baby
Disabled slut
Nonbinary lover ghoul
Autistic fuck machine
🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
🔥 🇺🇸 🔥
Death to fascists ✊🏻
“Hey so what is Bluesky anyways?”

Uhhh it’s like Twitter for furries
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
(On Etsy, pricing human teeth)

….what the fuck is my life?
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Overheard in a dive bar:

“You can’t name that dog Dolly, she doesn’t have big enough tits!”

“Well she’s got six of em, so..”
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Concerned friend: Ever since you started doing ketamine you’ve been a real jerk

Me: Oh yeah? You wanna get down on the floor with me and say that to my face?
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Question for the big dogs that have owned bidets for quite a while:

Do y’all still say woooooooo every time the water hits your b-hole or is that something that I will eventually grow out of?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There’s something transgender about this person and I’m going to put my finger on and in it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
1 minute in the mind of a cat:

I’m a lion. I ammmmm Im a baby. I’m a demon?? IM A DEMON!!! I’m a flower. IM A DEMON. Im bird eckecmeck. I’m Boyonce 💅🏻 Im a demon? I’m a silly goose heheheh I’m a demon. I’m a baby IMMADEMON
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I’ve only ever been wealthy in social currency, and goddamn does it pay dividends 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If I was a worm would you still eat my ass?
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You ever be like damn, I get to have TWO buttcheeks?? Life is good 😎
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me being introduced as a speaker at your high school graduation:

(In hushed words over a hot mic)
Hey dude I’m not reading all of this.
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
:showing you my bedroom:

and THIS is where the magic happens.

:the magic is mental illness:
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Reposted by Trash_Daddy
In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections...

#AccountabilityIsComing
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If trans folks are such pedophiles then why isn’t the Republican Party defending them?
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yo I think dogs should be able to vape
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Entertaining my gen z boyfriend by looking at things on his phone.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Yo I think dogs should be able to vote
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Imagine hating me and I’m just laying in bed in my jammies, listening to a Cam Steen set, texting my boyfriend and referring to the eyeballs of pit bulls, pugs, boxers, Bostons, and chihuahuas as “tig ol’ buggies.”
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
There’s a party in my mouth and the vibe is super weird
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The non-binary flag is an insult to me and my NB babies. That color scheme is trash. We’re fairies and ghouls, not an NFL team. Can we petition to have it changed to pastel lavender orange pink and turquoise?
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Life imitate fart 💨
October 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ummmmm actually? Hakuna Matata means “there is no problem” 😤
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Non-binary mermaid: uhhhh excuse me it’s merthey’d.
October 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Better call the pediatrist cuz I’m sick as fuck and my feet hurt 🤘🏻😝🤘🏻
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Hey baby gurl, me and my gang of queer leftist vegetarian gluten intolerant chronically ill auDHD poly revolutionaries are gonna go raise hell. We’re getting our faces painted like kitties at the state fair. Pull up 😎
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM